JADE

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

Daniel Molloy.

have you considered that maybe i hate you so strongly bcuz you had me wrongfully guillotined in france in 1794 ?

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

Claudia and Armand.

it's thousand yard stare summer

One thing about Jesse I think about sometimes is that she sustained a pretty bad head injury, no? It was an emergency, iirc if Mael didn’t give her blood before Maharet came she would’ve died from it. She had surgery, I think. So like…what if her hair was shaved. It’s the 80s…what if her ENTIRE HEAD was shaved. The read-headed twins and their bald ass grand niece. Forever.

It's really vitally important to your mental health that you have at least one friend who's as weird about the vampire chronicles as you are

I FUCKING WISH.

the thing about lestat is what he desires most in life is to be good and to be loved and he doesn’t think he’s capable of the first or deserving of the second and i just-

Mael giving human Jesse head so good that she looked for him in every crowd for almost a decade 😭

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

Marius loves Lestat so much because Lestat is the only guy that is willing to be his forever student (on account of the fact that he never learns his lesson about anything at all and is always fucking up) and we all know Marius loves being a teacher.