JADE

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

Marius loves Lestat so much because Lestat is the only guy that is willing to be his forever student (on account of the fact that he never learns his lesson about anything at all and is always fucking up) and we all know Marius loves being a teacher.

funniest thing about seeing screencaps from the iwtv tv show is that armand and daniel in the show both just look like david

need people to understand that lestat is reliable when it comes to the events themselves and his unreliability comes from his feelings surrounding said events. his go to is to minimize the horrors as much as he can.

Why is The Crucifixion instrumentation so scary.

armand and daniel going into the earth to rest together and the coven holds a proper funeral for them

lestat cant tell armand to kill himself bc it triggers him because armand is unable to kill himself while also being the most suicidal creature to ever walk the earth this is bad for him bad for the brand lestat will get cancelled on reddit and twitter and it will be over for us all

I know that in the books the vampires just kinda shrivel up if they don't drink blood but my own headcanon is that they get like vampire scurvy and their fangs fall out, their nails starts to break, old wounds from when they were mortal starts popping up, eyes changing back, hair stops growing, they're like "reverting" back into being a human again but this time they're dying.

i've said this before and i'll say it again: i think lestat's empathy and capacity for forgiveness is a core part of his character and if you remove that, like, what character are you even writing.

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

no i’m not obsessed with that character because of romantic or sexual attraction. I am obsessed because they’re my little silly. my best friend. my pal.

It seems like not everyone reads The Tale of the Body Thief with the idea that Lestat, even more than Raglan, IS the titular Body Thief in the end, but the book is so much more interesting if you do

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times