JADE

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

Loustat.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Don’t kick him. He’s way too into it.

Couple chapters into TVL I'm getting the faint sense that the reason Lestat was attracted to Louis in IWTV was that he reminded him of his mother. "it's so Freudian" indeed Lestat de Incestcourt strikes again

//What must the experience be like for old vampires to see eachother in artificial lighting? Those who lived in old covens, like the Children of Darkness, who only ever saw eachother in dark tunnels and streets, with nothing but candle light, moon light or the flames of ritual bonfires. Do they under the stark whiteness of fluorescent light, suddenly see more detail in faces of those whom they have known for centuries? Do they see more nuance in colours and depth? I know vampires see more powerfully than mortals and would still have good vision in total darkness, but the effect of the white light coming in equal, balanced amounts from all sides, would be vastly different from the warm tones of natural fire coming from one direction. What an odd realisation it must be, to realise that they now see eachother, after all these years, quite literally, in a different light...

Back to thinking about how Armand was “never good enough” for Lestat which mentally tortured him and led his life astray by making him do things that he hoped would make Lestat like him more or at the very least give him the same attention that he gave Louis and his other numerous paramours 😔

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Daniel begging for the dark gift.

in-character lestat is like a dead wife to me

i miss loumand from the books where louis is a broken husk of a person and armand is poking at him like do something do something do something