Nonsense & Shenanigans

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

Replacing “none of these words are in the bible” with “none of these words are in the silmarillion”.

🕯️🕯️🕯️ let 2026 be the year we come out of the gravy basket 🕯️🕯️🕯️

No I'm not really overprotective, but if you touch her I'll end your bloodline

there's something intoxicating about caretakers helping whumpees out of the bath. toweling them off, holding them up, guiding baggy clothes over their bare shoulders. careful with wounds and bruises; leading them to the cot and helping them lie down; a hand grasping around their wrist. "stay. please don't leave me alone."

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

Tbh thinking about the fact that in the middle of his very huge mental crisis, Ed was still out here doing fashion and crafts. He made himself a new gun harness and battle jacket, put on his black kohl makeup, got some jewelry, did his messy buns every morning, painted his caketopper and put it next to the stede one, et cetera. Babygirl can't stop doing art and theater