Kirby said Trans Rights

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

I need Mitch McConnell to hang onto life for SEVEN MORE DAYS so that the FUNNIEST THING CAN HAPPEN

how the FUCK is senshi losing?????? LOCK THE FUCK IN PEOPLE!!!!!!!! ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET THESE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE TWINKS BEAT OUR KING????????

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

being a man is gay