Fly to the highest heights! 💛🦇

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

The cool thing about Survive is that every time I open it I get to see The Character

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

*pirate woman on 1600s tinder voice* aye they call me The Peg......and not because of me fake leg 😏

"D'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" "Oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her."