Drive Me Closer! I Want to Hit Them With My Sword

...the alt text?

i love alt text that itself is a part of the art

being a trans woman with a vagina is so cool because i get 2 g spots and a clit. she can do it all

[ID: Tumblr comment. "so! a neovagina has the g spot you'd expect, on the front wall of the vagina at a fairly shallow depth, you reach it by curling your fingers up. what you're feeling when you stimulate the g spot is the bundle of nerves and tissue at the root of the clitoris, which is why it's so sensitive. however, at a further depth in the vaginal canal, you eventually run up against the prostate, which is all still intact after surgery. so that's a whole other g spot, which makes deeper penetration feel great too! and then of course outside the vagina is the clitoris itself, which can be stimulated all sorts of ways, in tandem with the internal g spots. vaginas are so cool" End ID]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."