Certified freak

most men have two fuckable holes. some men have three. but, against all odds, julius caesar (100 BC to 44 BC) managed to amass an astounding 25 holes by the time of his death

look it’s just really cool when girls push my feet together and treat the gap between my arches like a pussy is all

the centrist kinkster: the best i can do right now is age progression regression

in 5 years ill be 36 instead of 40, and i think that’s something we can all get reasonably horny about

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

reblog to touch the puppygirl

Correct way to scratch a girl's back: she has to be on her knees between your legs with her face shoved in your bulge. For better access to her back of course

The pervert lesbian has offered to help scratch your back, will you accept Y/N

the trans girl who’s always scared is wearing a really cute outfit that’s a little outside of her comfort zone right now. you have to tell her that she’s pretty or she’ll explode.