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this site used to be awesome

my mum has a bunch of marx related literature at home were that kind of household and shes recently found a random assortment of his letters in a binder for some reason i think it was for her dissertation and anyway im ill and she hasnt got a lot of work today so shes been reading them to me and the main thing our boy karl was doing in his life was bumming his relatives and engels for money like literally every one of these is like, short life update, haunting aside about global politics that is still relevant today, can you please give me 50 francs/quid/currency of country hes currently fled to bc he cant stop starting newspapers and getting into trouble with various governments, thanks engels bye

my mum and i read a biography of jenny marx a couple months ago and im still haunted by the 100 franc riding crop she got him for his birthday when they literally were not able to pay rent in paris. they didnt at any point own a horse i dont think marx could ride im glad their sex life was good but maybe rent is more important than bdsm?

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

an angel called tinnitus is speaking to me

enough of #manscaped I need to see a #mangaped. Aaand post.