my ass is a dumptruck

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

i hate ai and the government

I dunno man do you ever get emotional about how much art you get to see when this was new the only people who would ever see it were the people who walked past for most of human history this has been true: you can only see great art if you go to where it lives if you are lucky there will be great art where YOU live and beauty will be your neighbor but even if so - that's only one kind one small collection of one single branch in the endless waving rhizomatic tree of artistic development you will see the kind of art that is made in your region and perhaps sometimes a traveler will bring in something wild and strange with unexpected colors and lines and such an alien composition and it will take your breath away not merely with its beauty but with its unassailable foreignness but now - now we live in an age of marvels I have seen these curling byzantine vines. I have seen the upturned roofs of chinese pagodas. I have seen the searing brilliant color of andean weaving. I have seen so much more of the world than I could ever walk to on my own two feet beauty is everywhere. everywhere. and I am everywhere too transported there by that beauty it's enough to make a man weep (via @aethersea)

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Discussion about Types of Guy in tabletop roleplaying groups is always "the Rules Lawyer", "the Method Actor" and never "Guy Who Always Plays A Human And Invents New Setting-Specific Slurs For Their Character To Call A Specific Type Of Nonhuman Characters" even though see the last one a lot more.

At some point you've gotta sit a player down like "okay, in our fantasy game you played a guy who hates elves and made up new slurs for elves; in our transhuman cyberpunk game you played a guy who hates robots and made up new slurs for robots; I think your actual goal here is just to play a guy who says slurs".

Earning my service dog patch by gently pawing at my wife then pawing at her cereal bowl to remind her to eat before it turns into mush instead of scrolling on her phone 🐺🫡🐕‍🦺

*this might also be the shep in me trying to herd her through the morning so we can leave for boxing 😅

sorry if my gorgeously sweet doe eyes misled you but I am actually deeply traumatized and insanely perverted.

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what