my ass is a dumptruck

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize

everyone loves stealth archer in Skyrim and for good reason, but what about stealth knife. i love stealth knife. once you get good at stealth knife you just oneshot pretty much everything. stealth knife instakills a Dwarven Centurion. stealth knife instakills a Draugr Deathlord. stealth knife could instakill a goddamn dragon if you were sneaky enough. what i'm saying is put down the bow and start stabbing people with daggers its so fun guys

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.