my ass is a dumptruck

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

i love my mutuals and followers in a way that the drunk girl in the bathroom loves everyone in line

It’s always some dumb cunt in a Tesla

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth