my ass is a dumptruck

so uhhhhh I guess I'm getting back into the "tranny making weird electronic music" cliche

Need to be kissed by a woman taller than me

Gonna keep reposting it until it happens

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

"match my freak" match my devotion match my loyalty match my love match my yearning match my ache match my obsession match my need for you

I am the naked window neighbor and I won’t apologize

everyone loves stealth archer in Skyrim and for good reason, but what about stealth knife. i love stealth knife. once you get good at stealth knife you just oneshot pretty much everything. stealth knife instakills a Dwarven Centurion. stealth knife instakills a Draugr Deathlord. stealth knife could instakill a goddamn dragon if you were sneaky enough. what i'm saying is put down the bow and start stabbing people with daggers its so fun guys