I’ve blocked people for being pregnant I never gave a fuck

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

the thing i have discovered about being an adult is that every week you will have to spend 100 dollars.

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

actually god is weird about me

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast