all mankind loves a lover.

guys we’ve got july tomorrow

and also a pigeon just tried to smoke my joint

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

okayyy cone remains but he is free to roam!!!! vet said he has a couple scabs left that shouldn’t be messed with.

There is a third type of blogging which is what I’m doing

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

Reblonk

Rebonk

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this