#1 SpaceX Starship hater

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

Something Rotten! Is a musical about AI.

no one will ever be able to convince me that NASA's choice of the HLS/Starship for Artemis wasn't a case of completely transparent corruption or cronyism. You're telling me they opted for the giant, incredibly oversized, pointlessly complex top-heavy lander that relies on cryogenics, where the crew literally has to take a fucking elevator down to the surface from a fucking elevated several stories about the regolith, and if that elevator breaks, they're fucked, oh, and it has an obscenely, pointlessly complex mission profile that requires upwards of a dozen perfect successful launches in short succession, each likely incredibly expensive and risky (not to even mention the refurbishment costs of the Starship tankers. We have exactly one prior case study for the costs of refurbishing and repairing an orbital spacecraft with silica-glass based TPS, and let me tell you, it's NOT looking promising! Oh, also this one needs to relight its fucking engines just to land safely! We love fail-deadly systems!) just to refuel, and of course we can't ignore the fact that the entire thing is a crudely-adapted version of the upper stage of a rocket that has repeatedly failed to attain orbit powered by engines that so far seem rather unreliable. The only way this makes sense is if you consider that the company that manufactures and operates it is owned by an megalomaniacal, narcisstic billionaire with close ties to the US President who literally helmed an "official" "government" "office" (whose primary purpose was just to demolish the inner workings of the US government for no apparent reason), and that the current NASA administrator is not only an executive who paid that same billionaire for a tourist flight on his spacecraft, but who also has close ties to both the President and the billionaire lunatic in question!

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

What if I wrote a whole Baltazar's Angels/Lionsmouth campaign book. With a campaign you can play.

I am writing lore for corners of this little world our intrepid losers will never go. Lionsmouth is home to a Votann League whose economy is built on mining Lionsmouth's Accretion Disc. The mining guilds and corporate overlords are constantly arguing over whose perception of time counts when negotiating payment.

What if I wrote a whole Baltazar's Angels/Lionsmouth campaign book. With a campaign you can play.

I am writing lore for corners of this little world our intrepid losers will never go. Lionsmouth is home to a Votann League whose economy is built on mining Lionsmouth's Accretion Disc. The mining guilds and corporate overlords are constantly arguing over whose perception of time counts when negotiating payment.