RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
14. Anything my daughter can do wrong, she will do wrong
15. You do not talk about my daughter
16. The number of my daughters that can fit on a microchip doubles every 18 months
17. Never attribute malice to my daughter which can be equally be attributed to ignorance.
18. The human whose name is written on my daughter shall die
19. The right of the people to keep and bear my daughters shall not be infringed.
20. Any headline that ends with a question mark can be answered by my daughter.
21. In a hierarchy, my daughter tends to rise to her level of incompetence.
