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@postapocalypticparenting
So billionaire CEOs of medical development companies in the US cut funding for medical developments and enrich themselves and are now shocked that their monopoly is getting dismantled because someone else is now doing that funding in their own companies and are getting better at it???
original tags are worth keeping
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RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
14. Anything my daughter can do wrong, she will do wrong
15. You do not talk about my daughter
16. The number of my daughters that can fit on a microchip doubles every 18 months
17. Never attribute malice to my daughter which can be equally be attributed to ignorance.
18. The human whose name is written on my daughter shall die
19. The right of the people to keep and bear my daughters shall not be infringed.
20. Any headline that ends with a question mark can be answered by my daughter.
21. In a hierarchy, my daughter tends to rise to her level of incompetence.
Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planetđŚŚ
why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????
I needed to see this today.
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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.
Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch
Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are
I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.
"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen
only the true king could remove the sword from the stoneâŚ. no one else couldâŚâŚ they didnât haveâŚ. arthurization
âAfter a visitor to the Bunker Hill monument complained that a quote on display related to womenâs suffrage represented âwokeâ feminist ideology, the Park Service removed three other quotes on display: âWe find, upon reflection, that our duty to our country has not ended ⌠We as Vietnam Veterans, strongly feel that the United States should cease to build memorials to death and begin to glorify life.ââfrom a 1971 anti-war editorial by Vietnam War veterans âAs we drew near to Boston, there stood Bunker Hill Monument, towering up towards the heavens, as if in silent, bitter mockery of the millions of slaves guarded by the professed lovers of Liberty, who reared itâs lofty column.ââfrom a 1846 letter to the abolitionist newspaper the Liberator âNow that a public orator has declared that foreign-born men have no association with the men of the Revolution, it is our duty to show that in love of freedom and loyalty to the republic, the citizens of foreign birth take no second place.ââfrom a Boston newspaper in 1875 The quote that prompted the complaint was allowed to remain.â
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âWokeâ Quotes Removed at Bunker Hill
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Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their newest models, an effort to weigh national and cybersecurity risks before they reach market. What do you think?
Father Strange, when considering the famous shoelaces code, do you interpret the president they were stolen from to be whichever US president is currently in office, or is it still Obama? I've held in my heart that it has been Obama this whole time
I also feel like The Shoelace President is Obama but I'm curious what Tumblr at large thinks
Who did you steal your shoelaces from?
Obama
Whoever is current US president
A non-US president (put in tags)
I desperately need there to be a third component of this ritual, a response that confirms that the original intent was, in fact, tumblr-recognition.
I wear rainbow shoelaces, and on a recent field trip, a professor has told me he likes them. I could not, in good conscience, not answer that I stole them from the president. The teacher chuckled, and said "alright." How am I supposed to take that? He's probably just an ally or queer himself, but what if? What if he's one of us?
People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person
Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs
The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.
Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.
I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.
did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol
[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not
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Zelensky proposes direct meeting with Putin to end war
both men throw open their jackets to unleash a storm of quadcopters like vampire bats
Both sides agreeing to meet on the Russian-Ukrainian border, ending up several hundred miles apart, both behind enemy lines
they meet in neutral territory of Belarus, each having cut a secret deal with Lukashenko to betray the other, only to find he has betrayed both and claimed dominion over all three territories.
