The rock I am living under does not have air conditioning

The Godskins are some of the silently funniest characters in the game to me. Their lore is an incredibly vague outline with no filling. The Gloam Eyed Queen? Potential woman incarnate with no answers no matter how hard you try to pigeonhole Melina. Their skin coats? Statistically speaking probably not even from gods. They’re just these weirdos that like skinning people alive who got beaten up by a dog with a death sword so now they wander around looking at windmills and bumming in whatever church or temple lets them squat. They’re all split into either skinny stretchy Mr fantastic boys or big fat dudes who can spindash like sonic the hedgehog. They throw fireballs. They jump you that one time. Literally what is their problem. I love them.

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I love it when a researcher from a marginalized group proves an important point.