The rock I am living under does not have air conditioning

Stand by your sisters. No one else will.

Even the ones you don't like.

So that means that transwomen are not oppressed for being trans women, but just for being trans, right?

Transmisogyny is literally the cross section/overlap of transphobia and misogyny. Therefore, transmisandry is the cross section of transphobia and misandry. And we all know misandry doesn’t exist, soo….

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

why r callouts always like "please dont harass this person and dont go after them. anyway heres every single detail of their life gathered by stalking and their private profiles for all to see"

"please don't go after this person! now let me post this document for every single one of my followers and list every single one of their usernames"

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post

Took a random pill from someone in the club and now there is a fifth cardinal direction

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

Partner and I got into an argument and after we apologized and stuff I felt bad for how I'd communicated and was like, I should let them sleep, let me sneak out and let them get their rest, and then half an hour later I farted so hard I heard them audibly stop snoring from the bedroom ALL I DO IS HURT EVERYONE

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

*While making lace*: you are thread. You can stay a thread. you do not yearn to control when you become a knot

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.