Owls & Oaths

Sometimes you find yourself standing still for a brief moment in your hectic life, and you smell the smell of being six years old and playing outside with your childhood best friend, the grass, their mom’s laundry detergent and something totally unidentifiable, and when you do, please call potion control, there has been a catastrophic leak and it IS fatal

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

pretending?

my cat is morally grey

im oange actually

Artificial Intelligence (AI) was a fringe application of linear algebra used to create videos of domestic animals at doorsteps. [1] [2]

by the way i havent said this before because its cringe to talk about steven universe these days but. steven universe is transfeminine right. like we all saw steven universe future. steven is a trans girl. right. right. ri

trust me: rewatch this show apply the lens of Steven as an egg unwilling to investigate his feelings about gender because he’s afraid that it’ll prove he isn’t his own person and is just a reflection of his mother. watch as he experiences gender euphoria from fusing with Connie (eventually even suggesting staying permanently fused), as he magically represses his own puberty for years. Watch Greg explicitly tell Steven that he can be a girl if he wants after he comes to him worried about who he’s destined to be. watch him continually and often intentionally repress and shape himself into what he thinks he should be for everybody else. this is literally what the show is about.

oh its bad back there.