GET UP, COWARD!

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

The way they dont even go This is a b-side off the black parade anymore. Heaven help us is that bitch

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

its cool that sometimes people try to have one kid and accidentally have two kids. flavorful. more things should work like that. get married and suddenly there's a second wife. pass the interview and end up with two jobs. etc. keep em guessing

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

me and my 6,000 stuffed animals are a package deal ok