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ayoxe

Art of my cadre’s local mutt and consistent Dog, J-21. @lifeboundhound

lifeboundhound

Must we mention the infamous post?

Was it necessary to speak its name?

Or was the goal to simply ail me?

wizard0rb

how life feels when you want video essays that aren’t just plot/wikipedia summaries and are made by people who have read at least one book in the last decade

wizard0rb

this was just an excuse to post

tumblr user wizard0rb's video essay choice awards:

(note: i'm using the term "video essay" to broadly refer to long form videos on youtube. not all of these are essays)

The Other Half of the West (A Travelogue) - Noah Caldwell-Gervais

This one goes at the top of the list in the hopes that you read it first, it sticks in your mind the most, and you watch it in full. Genuine contender for greatest piece of long form content on Youtube. Noah makes videos about games as well, but this is his best work imo.

Metal Gear Solid 4 was a Mistake - Steak Bentley

The definitive take on an absolutely insane piece of fiction. Funny enough that you can enjoy it even if you don't know anything about MGS. Steak Bentley is genuinely one of the best to ever do it.

THE PISS SAGA | Short Documentary - Derek Milton

A brief investigative documentary concerning the bottles of human piss that keep mysteriously appearing on an electrical box in California.

who firebombed friendlyjordies? - friendlyjordies

0% clickbait- someone firebombed Australian Youtuber friendlyjordies' house, and this is the video he made trying to figure out who did it.

The Tyler Perry Video - F.D Signifier

I was struggling to pick a single FD video for this list (because they're all so good), so I went with his most recent one. Go watch this video and then go watch all his other videos.

a normal creepypasta retrospective - hazel

An exceptionally good retrospective on some interesting creepypastas like The Peeker, Gabbit Rabbits, ShareThis, etc.

The Unreality of Pro Wrestling: FINISH THE STORY - Super Eyepatch Wolf

I wasn't originally going to put an Eyepatch Wolf video on here, for the same reason there's no hbomberguy or Defunctland- I feel like most people are already familiar with his stuff. But this video made me go from not giving a fuck about pro wrestling at all, to being deeply invested in a fight between 2 dudes I had previously never heard of, so it makes the list.

NEED FOR SPEED - A Brief History - Noodle

I want you to close your eyes and enter the Theatre of the Mind with me. Imagine, if you will, a reality in which Sequelitis was extremely good, and also made by someone else. Now open your eyes. You were so powerful that you brought that vision back with you into the material world.

The search for the saddest punt in the world | Chart Party - Secret Base

Jon Bois of 17776 fame once again making compelling football media that is accessible to the layman.

Art in the Pre-Apocalypse - Jacob Geller

My favorite video from a channel that pretty much never makes bad videos, Jacob Geller talks about living at the cusp of the end of the world. And also Final Fantasy

BONUS SINCE I'M HERE: OTHER NOTABLE YOUTUBE VIDEOS I ENJOY

these are just some youtube videos i like. no description because i think you should experience them without pretense

Badass swords AND grim reapers.

how to make pickle pepsi at home for free

Homemade dinosaur documentary

When the lights go out at night #shorts #viral

Drinking Orange Crush

Hermeto Pascoal - Música da Lagoa (Sinfonia do Alto Ribeira, 1985)

Center Core Never More

Lil’ Slimer - Online Video

My Movie

Japanese toilet experience 1

When you play games in your dreams, you don't use a controller, do you?

Cocaine & Crack

Give it All You've Got

may you never have a youtubeless dinner

headspace-hotel

video essays are unfriendly with my brain but jacob geller's videos are pretty much all fantastic

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

c-rowlesdraws

Sweet Pea’s sister tells this story all the time and both of them think it’s really funny

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Toby Fox: Tenna is a character who is driven by nostalgia and a yearning to return to an idyllic past that no longer exists. His fear of abandonment - while entirely justified - causes him to lash out and behave in ways which are detrimental to those around him. He has an unhealthy relationship with the others darkners in his life, who in turn exacerbate his fears and contribute to his worsening mental health. He is also quite literally stuck in an environment that no longer cares for him. At his lowest he becomes so intent on bringing the Dreemurrs back that he ends up hurting them and finally driving away his workers for good. In the end Susie understands that Tenna needs a change of environment and a chance to start new relationships, just like the chance she was given. It becomes clear that if Tenna stays where he is now (both in a physical and mental sense) that it will only lead to his own demise. His past love may be gone, but that doesn't mean there's nobody out there who will love him again. This message is only further reinforced by the fact he continues to spiral and exhibit concerning behaviour when he is kept in Castle Town, as opposed to being given to Mettaton, who immediately uses and enjoys his new television (who was an inspiration for Tenna btw. Have I mentioned that? Did you guys see the Mettaton Tenna parallels? Did you see them guys?)

Fandom: Dude can you shut the fuck up my toxic divorced yaoi is on

anonbeadraws

figure commission of Briar the gnollish necromancer with her beloved Gran-Gran in her arms, for @strawberryblondebutch 💀 com info

beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

c-rowlesdraws

all of ur gnolls are so cute it makes me want to cry bc i will never be able to give them miniature fruit tarts

aw, that's so sweet of you! This actually got me thinking about what kind of food my gnolls (Sweet Pea's people, at least) might make that would be closest to a fruit tart... this is what I came up with:

c-rowlesdraws

Wizards of the Coast: gnolls are brutal and violent beasts, they’re dumb as rocks, the only thing they love more than murdering unsuspecting adventurers is eating them afterwards

Me: okay but what if some of them were, you know, chill, like they were just dudes? They’re still people, surely they can’t all be evil as a rule, I don’t like the implications of that

Wizards of the Coast: no they LOVE murder and they’re super evil. In fact, their god is really a demon, and all of them are also demon-possessed? They live in abandoned ruins and stuff because they can’t build their own villages or create anything, all they know how to do is steal and destroy. Also don’t feel bad about killing the baby ones when you’re clearing out a settlement, they’d for sure grow up to be evil no matter what, it’s fine

Me: cool that sucks, anyway I made a gnoll, she’s nice and her name is Sweet Pea

I love 1) having elaborate imaginary arguments, 2) creating characters out of pure spite for disappointing lore, and 3) hyenas

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fleshymeatbag

I'm collecting them like pokemon

dirt-secret

i do this cuz i like you

nerdicornthetrekkie

gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

skelotom

Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.

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shamebats

"I don't want to be on meds for the rest of my life" couldn't be me. I will offer to personally suck off any team of scientists that manages to come up with a singular new medication for my condition that works and has no side effects I can't live with.

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