New Batch, Who Dis-TBB (Star Wars) Tickle Fic
@softer-sunny thought u might like this since you liked the last one I wrote lol
Not my best writing, self indulgence is one helluva drug. Sfw, of course
Summary: Rex visits Echo to check on how he's settling in. He learns something new about their Sargent, and their antics convince him that he picked the right squad for Echo.
The batch is killing time on the marauder, each member entertaining themselves in their own way. Echo and Tech are tinkering on the broken ship compartment of the week, Wrecker is bench pressing gonky, Hunter is lazily flipping his knife, and Crosshair isā¦well. Taking a nap, to no one's surprise. A shift in the air makes their leader stop twirling his weapon, sniffing for the cause.
Said man rounds the corner, popping his head through the entrance of the ship. He gives Hunter a skeptical look.
"Yeah, I had some time to drop by my favorite trooper.ā Echo waves from his spot near Tech.āBut how the hell did you know it was me?ā
"Smelled you.ā he shrugs.
āOh, haha. I just took a sonic, you know.ā
āNo, no, not like that-ā
āHunter can detect minute differences in an individualās scent. It's how he identified you without visual confirmation,ā Tech supplies, not glancing away from his handiwork.
āThank you Tech. There's no way I would've been able to explain my own mutation without you.ā
āYou're welcome, Hunter.ā
Rex narrows his eyes, not annoyed, just stumped.
The captain makes his way inside, taking a seat across from Echo and clapping him on the shoulder.
āHowāre you doing, vod? Tired of this squad yet?ā
āI got tired of them after the first day,ā He whines. āTake me back, Rex. I don't think I can handle much more of this.ā
āGlad to see everything's going well.ā
āHe loves us, he just won't admit it because he's a grump.ā Wrecker goads.
āThat is not true. There's nothing to love about the way you guys leave your crap everywhere,ā Echo gestures to the clutter crowding the ship.
Echoās face dons a dashing shade of pink, a detail that Crosshair delights in.
āYou're looking a little flushed there, reg. Embarrassed?ā
āN-no!ā He turns away, trying and failing to hide his barely-there grin. Rex smiles back, knowing his brother is a nervous giggler. āIām not embarrassed, you guys are just assholes.ā
A scoff makes everyone turn to Hunter, who's rolling his eyes so hard that they might fall out of his head.
āOh, please. Not embarrassed my ass. I can hear your heart pounding.ā
Rex stares, dumbfounded. He canā¦hear his heart?
āJesus. Are all of your senses crazy strong? If you don't mind me asking, that is.ā Hunter brushes him off, not caring in the slightest.
āWhat about taste? Touch?ā
ā...To which question?ā
āYeah, he's a sensitive one, alright.ā Crosshair butts in, now thoroughly woken from his nap.
āShut up, Cross. Touch helps me track footsteps.ā
āIt also helps you be the most ticklish man in the galaxy.ā
āCrosshair!ā Hunter squawks, chucking a pillow at the sniperās head. He dodges it, of course.
āOh, really? Is this true, Echo?ā
Hunter doesn't like where this is going, especially because he knows the captain has been ticked off at him lately. It probably has something to do with the pile of neglected flimsiwork on the desk. Echo smiles in a similarly evil manner to Rex. God, it must run in the family.
āYou best believe it, sir.ā
āEcho, please shut up.ā
āNo, no, let him continue.ā He leans in. āI want to hear this.ā
āBetter yet, why don't we just show you?ā
The sergeant is suddenly swooped off of his feet by Wrecker, whoās managed to sneak up on him while he's distracted. He squirms in his hold, a smile already stretching across his face. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm so screwed.
āLet me go! I order you-ā
āSarge, you should know by now that that ain't gonna work.ā
āYeah, sorry. If there's one thing I learned from joining this squad, it's that the batch doesn't do orders. Even from you.ā
āEspecially from you,ā Crosshair says. āEspecially after you used all the hot water this morning.ā
Hunter shrinks in on himself.
āHold on. We can talk about this. Maybe there can be a compromISE-ā
A yelp cuts off his negotiating, dipping his head to force out the finger wiggling under his chin. Rex raises a brow. Impressive, how a single poke can send the Sergeant of a squad with a hundred percent success rate crumbling to pieces. He fights against the single-armed hold.
āGohoddammit, Wreck.ā And he giggles, too. This day just keeps getting better and better.
āI never imagined your fearless leader would be so ticklish. If the enemy found out, youād be toast.ā
The fearless leader tries hiding his face in his own hair, messy from shaking his head back and forth.
āOh, positively.ā Tech says, walking over. āOne would only need to do this, and heād start spouting off republic secrets.ā On this, he starts squeezing his thighs. Hunter absolutely shrieks.
āNAHAHAHA! S-SOHOHMEWHERE EHELSE! PLEHEHEHEAHAHA-ā He throws his head back from the force of his cackling, hair no longer obscuring his mirth. Oh my god, Iām going to die.
Thankfully, Tech quickly grants him mercy, switching to poking his ribs. He's still laughing, but at least it doesn't look like he's about to pass out.
āYou lasted a total of eleven seconds. Iād congratulate you, but most interrogations are much longer than that.ā
Rex has had a smile plastered on his face for a while, unable to hold a straight face while Hunter is losing his mind. However, he doesn't want this to get out of hand. Having heightened senses sounds like it can get overwhelming.
āHowāre you hanging in there, trooper?ā Techās fingers still. āYou ready to call it quits?ā
Everyone turns to Hunter, his squad giving him a knowing look. He swears the Sargent's blush turns a shade darker.
He's not looking any of them in the eye.
āIā¦think I still got some fight left in me.ā
It takes all his willpower not to whine when their faces grow smug. Echo breaks the silence first.
āWell, you asked for this.ā
He plunges his wiggling fingers onto Hunterās stomach, prompting a squeak and a kick. Rex can't help but laugh along.
āHow cute. He likes being tickled.ā
āIhi dohohonāt! I don't!ā
Tech pops in, always eager to correct misinformation.
āOn the contrary. Hunter enjoys the bonding activity as a way to rid himself of excess energy at the end of a long day.ā
āYeah. Kind of like how you gotta tire out a massiff before it can go to bed.ā
āIndeed, Wrecker. I believe that is an adequate metaphor.ā
āI ahaham NOT a dog!ā
āActually, they are reptiles.ā
Hunter manages to groan in annoyance while cackling.
āWell, if you aren't a dog, why can I do this?ā Crosshair says, before blowing a puff of air at his ears. He yelps at the feeling the shoots up his spine, shaking his head vigorously. āSeems like dog behavior to me.ā
āIhi swehehar! I'm gohonna bite yoU- Crohoss! NohohO!ā
āYouāre not helping your case here.ā
Eventually, the batch decides he's had enough, Wrecker setting him down on a bunk. He clutches his middle, still giggling, hair in his face. Echo hands him a glass of water, or would have, if Hunter was coherent. He sets it on the nightstand instead.
āYohou all. Suck. So muhuch.ā
āUh huh. Now scoot over, shithead.ā
Crosshair shoves his way onto the bunk, draping himself how he sees fit. Tech joins him in a more orderly fashion.
āOoo! Are we having a vod pile? Count me in!ā
Wrecker bounds toward them, the others frantically shaking their heads.
āWaitwaitwait, Wrecker-ā
āStay the hell away from me-ā
āI-I don't believe that is a wise decision-ā
Echo just shakes his head, sharing a fond look with Rex.
āYouāre one to talk, Echo.ā
āNo idea what you're talking about. Anyways, I think it's time we turn in for the night. Gotta put the kids to bed.ā
āYeah? Like that time you fell asleep standing up and I had to carry you, bridal style, to the med-ā
āOkayitwasnicetalkingtoyouRexbye!ā
Rex chuckles, and lets himself be pushed out the door. He starts heading back to his own barracks, unsurprised to hear bickering the second he turns. There's no doubt Echo'll fit in just fine. He sighs.