my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

i just feel like friendship is one of the most expansive and beautiful forms of love you can ever experience and i wish we gave it more credit

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

can i hear it for odd and unusual women