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good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

it's crazy how wide the gyre is and how much the falcon can't hear anybody

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.