CJ! || late-20s || NB — he/they || Gay/Ace/Poly — Shrodinger's Gay || no longer taking prompts but my ask box is back open if you have questions! if it wasn't clear, this is a star wars blog 🌻
(list now includes non-star wars fic if you’re curious about those!)
sideblogs are @crispybureau (assassin's creed), @crispybard (witcher), @crispyzhan (cql/untamed and chinese dramas), @crispymaru (naruto), and my misc. side is @beepbeepwhatdoyouthink
JangObi
All We Have is Hunger [that Naboo-Obi fixit] | full fic on Ao3
Naboo-Obi Gets to Do the Kiss Thing (2 Hunger UAs)
Cuy’val Dar Obi | on Ao3
Force-Sensitive Boba | on Ao3
K’atini ’Verse [Haat Mando’ade Obi aka Breathless ’Verse] (part 2) (part 3) | on Ao3
Dha Kar’ta [Darksaber Obi] | full fic on Ao3
Weapons Courting Verse (part 2, part 3, part 4)
Babey Obi as Dooku’s Apprentice (part two) now with JangObi (part 1 is gen, part 3, part 4)
Image Soulmates with the Commandos Be Knowin’ (part 2)
Haat Mando’ade Childhood Sweethearts
Prince of Stewjon Obi and Ver’alor Jango | on Ao3
Chosen One Obi Raised by Journeyman Protector | on Ao3
Past JangObi Pining + Ahsoka as Obi’s Padawan | on Ao3
AgriCorp Obi Saves True Mandalorians with Yarael Poof | on Ao3
Small Scene from a Future Time Travel AU
Obi as Mace Windu's Padawan Rescuing Jango | (related snippet)
Role-Reversal on Galidraan + Jango has Force Visions | on Ao3
SkySolo
Flower Power (College Protest AU but like. in the GFFA) | on Ao3
Han Gets Nabbed and Luke Worries (part 2) | on Ao3
CodyWan
Force-Bond/Force Sensitive Cody
Ghost Company Painting Obi’s Armor (part 2)
Oblivious/Domestic/Anakin’s War Dads
Alternate First Meeting
Post-A New Hope Death Angst
Post-Hardeen with Supportive Clones [can be read as gen]
QuinObi
Secretly Married as Senior Padawans | on Ao3
Ani5 (Anakin/Fives)
Discussing Attachment and Love and Shared History | on Ao3
Gen and Poly
Untitled Ahsoka Family Feels [gen]
Babey Obi as Dooku’s Apprentice [gen]
Dha Kar’ta Obi and Dooku’s First Meeting [gen]
Obi/Quin + Cody + Alpha 17 + Shaak Ti + Kit Fisto + Bail/Breha [poly]
Jaster Sent to Future and Reacting to the Clones | on Ao3 [gen]
Dooku Clones Obi After He’s Shot by Hardeen [gen (with future CodyWan?)]
Time Travel Teen Obi Becomes Mand'alor (part 2, part 3) | **wip and not in fic format yet [gen with possible future ships]
BoLu (Boba/Luke)
Soft Tatooine Almost-Boyfriends | on Ao3
DinPaz
Post-Season 1 Hurt/Comfort with Force-Sensitive Paz (part 2) **only on Ao3
RexObi
Pre-Relationship with Anakin Both Being a Brat and A Matchmaker | on Ao3
Rex as Part of the 212th Before the 501st
Obi was On Melida/Daan for Nine Years, Keeps Giving Rex Heart Attacks **only on Ao3 | epilogue/omake
ObiKin
(NO LONGER SHIP IT, SQUICKS ME OUT, STOPPED TAKING PROMPTS FOR IT)
Short TCW-Era Angst
Post-Satine’s Death Hurt/Comfort
Post-Hardeen Arc Hurt/Comfort [could be read as gen]
Mummy 1999 Au
AotC Au Angst
Non-Star Wars-Related
Assassin’s Creed
Desmond angsty Time Travel/Reincarnation where he isn’t Ezio’s son but he’s SOMETHING | **mostly on Ao3, but everything else falls under the #savage price tag. warning for spoilers in the tag
Bleed Effect Angst gen or pre-slash ShaunDes | **wip and not on Ao3 yet
Misc.
Angsty Thomas Sick-Fic (emetophobia-friendly!) with background NewtMas | **only on Ao3, chaptered with slow updates, is set in movie-canon and NOT a modern AU. under the pseud crispynewtss
Merlin is the Dragonborn and it isn’t Gwaine’s job to Care about that but does anyway | **only on Ao3, one-shot, can be read as MerWaine or queer-platonic
Naruto joins ANBU after the time-skip and has some Opinions | **only on Ao3, chaptered and a little intense
Fullmetal AU with Daemons and RoyEd (NO UNDERAGE) | **only on Ao3, one-shot, i very much do NOT ship RoyEd in canon continuity, thus the age adjustments
Sandpiper Jaskier is Triss’ Twin with smol Ciri and Geraskefer | **wip and not on Ao3 yet. will be under the pseud crispybard
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Just rewatched A New Hope and I have to say the energy between the main trio is absolutely bonkers; like they switch between "you are the most annoying person I know" to "omg bestie hugs!" at the drop of a hat.
- Han and Luke are arguing the whole way from the cantina to the detention center.
- Then Leia comes in and she's yelling at both of them.
- Then they get stuck in the trash compactor and Han desperately tries to save Luke from the tentacles, and then when the compactor goes on and they're all panicking he's trying to help Leia get to higher ground.
- Trash compactor goes off, they all celebrate, Han and Leia freaking HUG...and next scene we're right back to the Sass.
- Leia kisses Luke on the cheek for luck right before they swing across a gap.
- Han and Luke bond over shooting tie fighters away.
- Han admits he kinda likes Leia even though they've basically done nothing but bicker (when not in immediate danger).
- Luke gets upset when Han wants to take his money and leave even though he's know him for like a day. Han pretends he doesn't care but then leaves Luke with a completely sincere "May the force be with you." Despite thr fact that he doesn't believe in that stuff.
- Luke continues to be upset so much that he complains to Leia about Han leaving and she kisses him on the cheek AGAIN as comfort.
- Han comes back and must have been tapping into the comms the whole time because he swoops in specifically to save Luke.
- When they return to the base Leia runs to hug Luke, and then Luke runs to hug Han, and then they all just end up in an excited group hug.
And maybe it's because Leia just lost her planet and Luke just lost all his parental figures and Han is just lost but they absolutely speedrun found family in a way that critics nowadays would find completely unrealistic, and yet the energy between them is something neither the prequels or the sequels were able to match. Just "nope, these idiots are mine now".
Anyway the point is Star Wars is good when it's good.
(Luke doesn't get a braincell until RotJ, Han has no braincells but is very good at making it seem like he does, Leia has braincells but they are angry.)
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not even two years after the 2024 racist riots and attempted pogroms, we are back to more racist riots and attempted pogroms.
a mosque in scotland had to be put into lockdown. they are going door-to-door with hit lists and addresses in northern ireland, setting houses alight. they firebombed an imam's house in manchester. people of colour are being targeted and attacked by racist mobs in the street in broad daylight.
and instead of widespread condemnation or wall-to-wall coverage, the UK media and political establishment is filling air time talking about the "legitimate concerns" people have about "illegal migrants"
i do wanna say for those that haven't heard, that yesterday there were anti-immigration marches planned in multiple major cities in the uk and there were some extremely successful counter protests stopping them.
(i am not a fan of the swp but this source is accurate to my knowledge)
in all of these cities the right were outnumbered by the anti-fascists. in some of them, by the thousands. Stand Up To Racism's instagram has a decent amount of footage from multiple cities.
the major news sources reporting on it aren't describing just how successful the counter protests were, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. in a lot of places, the right didn't cause nearly as much damage as they planned to and their marches were successfully cut off before they got more than a mile from their starting point.
all this to say, there are movements against the rising fascism, and you can join them. these counter protests were very well advertised and there will be more. i want to encourage people to see that this is happening and, instead of getting all doomer about it, join the counter movements in their areas. it is working and you can help.
.... what if Han Solo is secretly a Kenobi descendant somehow? I don't know how that would work, AT ALL, but it would explain his penchant for chasing after the Skywalker twins!
LOL. Please understand how hilarious this is considering their interactions in A New Hope. Like, even if Han is just Obi-Wan’s distant nephew or something, I’m laughing. HAN IS SO UNIMPRESSED WITH HIM, who is this dumb old man, blahblahblah. Honestly, I think this is a point in the “Han is totally a Kenobi” column, because the only person I’d buy being that unimpressed with Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan himself.
Perhaps there was more to Obi-Wan’s deeply entertaining facial reactions in the cantina scene, because he’d figured out what’s up:
This would, of course, also explain why Leia wanted to get in Han’s pants and why Luke was like GOLLY HAN YOU SHOULD STAY WITH US FOREVER DON’T EVER LEAVE ME after knowing him for one single afternoon. 😄
This… Is an idea I had not previously considered but am now highly interested in. Because honestly the “charming dork who has a thing for people who dramatically yell at him” thing DOES have a certain level of familiarity! Also the whole penchant for “unexpected use of luck to pull off impossible plans”…
Hmm.
Ok so Han was about 10 at the end of the Clone Wars IIRC. A Kenobi sibling is definitely a possibility, but the other (far more amusing) option is that a young Knight Kenobi had an eventful solo mission (pfft!) On Correllia while his very young Padawan was back at the Temple doing catch up homework in the early years of their partnership.
Actually that idea has a lot of merit. After all, Obi-Wan’s reputation has to have come from somewhere and you KNOW Anakin would have been a highly effective cockblock the moment he was allowed on missions…
Well, I think we’ve had a true breakthrough here, people. This is my canon now and I will not be swayed.
Han, pretending to be the lone sane person around a bunch of dramatic idiots, when he too is a huge drama llama? Sounds about right.
Han, flirting with a lot of people and being kiiiinda into his own damn self? Sounds about right.
Han, his glorious Star Wars Hair Swoosh flying around in the wind? Sounds about right.
Han, unable to say no to a Skywalker? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
HAN, GREATLY ENJOYING “ARGUING” WITH PEOPLE HE ABSOLUTELY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
Also, amazingly, this would make Kylo “Universe Ruiner” Ren both Obi-Wan AND Anakin’s grandson. I guess now we know why those two aren’t showing their faces around the living world these days. 😂
Han, having a bad feeling about this? Sounds about right
Han, somehow finding a single incapacitated friend in a massive expanse of snow and ice without technological assistance? Sounds about right.
Han, going for the sneaky and unexpected escape route? Sounds about right.
Han insisting that he is absolutely not attached to these people going and sacrificing himself for them? Sounds about right.
Han, deliberately NOT killed by Vader? Sounds about right… XD
(I definitely headcanon Han as being an untrained force sensitive who passed off his connection to the force as being gut feelings and good luck!)
And pfft, maybe that was the problem - trying to contain Kenobi and Skywalker genes in a single individual results in infinite drama without the counterbalance to provide control XD.
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Keeping up with complicated lawsuits that impact our lives can be really difficult! It makes sense that there’s misunderstandings or outdated info going around. Let's clear up some info about Texas v. Kennedy. Then, you can take action with our action alert! https://autisticadvocacy.org/2026/02/take-action-to-protect-disability-rights/
Update: As of May 12, South Dakota has also dropped out of the Texas v. Kennedy lawsuit. If you live in one of the 7 remaining states on the lawsuit (Alaska, Montana, Kansas, Missouri, Texas, Louisiana, and Florida), use our action alert to push your Governor and Attorney General to do the same!
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So this morning I found out that the RPG Maker forums will be shutting down this year, and it’s really just another depressing thing to see.
If you read the link the company does of course say they’re replacing the existing forums with new ones, and I’m sure no one would say the old ones didn’t perhaps need a lil bit of a glow up, some tech debt fixing… but there’s a few key notes in there:
They are NOT carrying over any history, data messages etc. from the old forums
They are NOT archiving, retaining or in any way saving the existing forums in any way
They have NOT provided any reasoning past ‘as part of continued efforts to support developers’
As an offhand, moderate read, this sounds to me like a desire for some change in the forums but deciding nuking everything is less expensive than rebuilding and carrying over info.
If I’m cynical, and likely realistic? Probably to increase sales of their latest GameMaker software by making it inherently more difficult for someone getting the older software for cheap pushing it to its limits. The amount of institutional knowledge on those forums is absurd.
And even if it is a benign reason, it’s still terrible because what do you mean you’re doing this with no recourse or potential for change? You sell software that runs on community goodwill? In an era where people are pulling away to open source software?? Crazy.
There are yeeeaaars of answers, plugins, suggestion, community built up on those forums - I’ve used the em to learn and grow my own skillet!!! And soon it won’t exist.
At the very least, they gave a ‘heads up’ - the deletion occurs mid December, so archiving by the community is possible from now. It’s just absurd that it needs to happen in the first place.
It’s just reflective of how the industry is right now - and why it’s so important for communities to grow and build up knowledge together, knowledge that is NOT reliant on a company that can pull the plug at any time in the very name of the very customers, users and supporters they are screwing over.
Looking at yer tags and I feel compelled to tell you the reason there is so many Michael and Dick parallels is because Michael Lane was written as a foil to Dick when they were both Batman. And Dick is directly involved in Michael Lane’s run because Dick is the one to “make Michael an angel.”
it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)
every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat
sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive
this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions
If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.
This is called Dignity of Risk, and it's an important concept in disability justice.
Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.
Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of "protection" or "care" is yet another way that we are disabled by society.
hey tumblr your fucking new screenshot nonsense doesn’t?? include copied tags?? why are websites so fucking ready to destroy MASSIVE parts of what makes their own site culture unique?? like look at this
what is this???? you won’t let us scroll screenshot anymore so how the fuck are we supposed to save tags?? part of what makes this whole site UNIQUE???
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Star Wars being full of Cassette Futurism even to this day is one of my favorite things ever, but there's not enough indoor smoking to REALLY sell the vibe
Luke being mistaken for nobility because he has that calm air of jedi about him, and because he’s a brother to a princess and son of darth vader.
Senators and dignitaries alike look at him and think that he must have been raised pampered and spoiled, that he must not know how to even button up a shirt because he had someone to do that for him. They think Luke grew up so rich that he had an indoor farm in his house growing up because they heard bits and pieces about the lars moisture farm. They’re like oh he must be an uber rich kid, he has such a regal air about him after all, I heard that he didn’t even blink at all the coruscanti opulence…
They expect Luke to be posh and kinda mean and out of touch - Meanwhile luke’s zoning out in the background thinking of getting another cup of hot chocolate. Luke surprises them by being warm and also a little bit strange, with the way he can go on and on about the intricacies of moisture vaporaters, and he’s like ?? when someone finally asks him where he got his custom high quality boots. (He found em lying around rebel base)
