CJ! || late-20s || NB — he/they || Gay/Ace/Poly — Shrodinger's Gay || no longer taking prompts but my ask box is back open if you have questions! if it wasn't clear, this is a star wars blog 🌻
(list now includes non-star wars fic if you’re curious about those!)
sideblogs are @crispybureau (assassin's creed), @crispybard (witcher), @crispyzhan (cql/untamed and chinese dramas), @crispymaru (naruto), and my misc. side is @beepbeepwhatdoyouthink
JangObi
All We Have is Hunger [that Naboo-Obi fixit] | full fic on Ao3
Naboo-Obi Gets to Do the Kiss Thing (2 Hunger UAs)
Cuy’val Dar Obi | on Ao3
Force-Sensitive Boba | on Ao3
K’atini ’Verse [Haat Mando’ade Obi aka Breathless ’Verse] (part 2) (part 3) | on Ao3
Dha Kar’ta [Darksaber Obi] | full fic on Ao3
Weapons Courting Verse (part 2, part 3, part 4)
Babey Obi as Dooku’s Apprentice (part two) now with JangObi (part 1 is gen, part 3, part 4)
Image Soulmates with the Commandos Be Knowin’ (part 2)
Haat Mando’ade Childhood Sweethearts
Prince of Stewjon Obi and Ver’alor Jango | on Ao3
Chosen One Obi Raised by Journeyman Protector | on Ao3
Past JangObi Pining + Ahsoka as Obi’s Padawan | on Ao3
AgriCorp Obi Saves True Mandalorians with Yarael Poof | on Ao3
Small Scene from a Future Time Travel AU
Obi as Mace Windu's Padawan Rescuing Jango | (related snippet)
Role-Reversal on Galidraan + Jango has Force Visions | on Ao3
SkySolo
Flower Power (College Protest AU but like. in the GFFA) | on Ao3
Han Gets Nabbed and Luke Worries (part 2) | on Ao3
CodyWan
Force-Bond/Force Sensitive Cody
Ghost Company Painting Obi’s Armor (part 2)
Oblivious/Domestic/Anakin’s War Dads
Alternate First Meeting
Post-A New Hope Death Angst
Post-Hardeen with Supportive Clones [can be read as gen]
QuinObi
Secretly Married as Senior Padawans | on Ao3
Ani5 (Anakin/Fives)
Discussing Attachment and Love and Shared History | on Ao3
Gen and Poly
Untitled Ahsoka Family Feels [gen]
Babey Obi as Dooku’s Apprentice [gen]
Dha Kar’ta Obi and Dooku’s First Meeting [gen]
Obi/Quin + Cody + Alpha 17 + Shaak Ti + Kit Fisto + Bail/Breha [poly]
Jaster Sent to Future and Reacting to the Clones | on Ao3 [gen]
Dooku Clones Obi After He’s Shot by Hardeen [gen (with future CodyWan?)]
Time Travel Teen Obi Becomes Mand'alor (part 2, part 3) | **wip and not in fic format yet [gen with possible future ships]
BoLu (Boba/Luke)
Soft Tatooine Almost-Boyfriends | on Ao3
DinPaz
Post-Season 1 Hurt/Comfort with Force-Sensitive Paz (part 2) **only on Ao3
RexObi
Pre-Relationship with Anakin Both Being a Brat and A Matchmaker | on Ao3
Rex as Part of the 212th Before the 501st
Obi was On Melida/Daan for Nine Years, Keeps Giving Rex Heart Attacks **only on Ao3 | epilogue/omake
ObiKin
(NO LONGER SHIP IT, SQUICKS ME OUT, STOPPED TAKING PROMPTS FOR IT)
Short TCW-Era Angst
Post-Satine’s Death Hurt/Comfort
Post-Hardeen Arc Hurt/Comfort [could be read as gen]
Mummy 1999 Au
AotC Au Angst
Non-Star Wars-Related
Assassin’s Creed
Desmond angsty Time Travel/Reincarnation where he isn’t Ezio’s son but he’s SOMETHING | **mostly on Ao3, but everything else falls under the #savage price tag. warning for spoilers in the tag
Bleed Effect Angst gen or pre-slash ShaunDes | **wip and not on Ao3 yet
Misc.
Angsty Thomas Sick-Fic (emetophobia-friendly!) with background NewtMas | **only on Ao3, chaptered with slow updates, is set in movie-canon and NOT a modern AU. under the pseud crispynewtss
Merlin is the Dragonborn and it isn’t Gwaine’s job to Care about that but does anyway | **only on Ao3, one-shot, can be read as MerWaine or queer-platonic
Naruto joins ANBU after the time-skip and has some Opinions | **only on Ao3, chaptered and a little intense
Fullmetal AU with Daemons and RoyEd (NO UNDERAGE) | **only on Ao3, one-shot, i very much do NOT ship RoyEd in canon continuity, thus the age adjustments
Sandpiper Jaskier is Triss’ Twin with smol Ciri and Geraskefer | **wip and not on Ao3 yet. will be under the pseud crispybard
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Clones with scars specifically in the space between their armour plates. A vibro-knife cut on the elbow. A burn scar on the back of the knee. A shard of shrapnel in the hip.
Clones in awe at the beauty of the wider galaxy but lacking the vocabulary to describe it. “It’s… it’s beautiful. It’s like… beautiful. Just so beautiful. It’s pretty. Um. It’s beautiful.”
Clones trying on civilian clothes and hating it because they’re so used to the armour being heavy and stiff. Soft stuff almost makes them feel naked, like they’re in their blacks.
Clones who chose to grow out their hair but have no idea how to look after it so it’s a complete frizzy mess that HAS to be tied back lest it go everywhere.
Clones with intensely scathing internal dialogues who are always super polite and compliant because mentally disintegrating their authority figures was the only way they could stave off the urge to go completely off the rails on Kamino.
Clones who have never figured out how to verbalise feelings (worsened by working with Jedi who can just… FEEL their feelings) making up their own terminologies. “I feel like… wet.” “What?” “On the inside.” “ew.” “No! Ok listen, not like that.”
Clones with lingering sun damage from the first time they took their helmets off on a desert world (nobody told them about sunscreen).
Clones having to learn what familial terms mean because what the kriff is an “aunt”?
Newly deployed clones being really awkward in any conversation that isn’t related to war because they’ve never spoken casually with anyone that doesn’t share their exact life experience.
An extension to the previous: clones mirroring the energy of whoever they’re talking to, to an unnerving extent, because they’re trying to learn how to socialise.
Clones in phase 1 armour with rough skin in the spots where it rubs really bad (This is canon btw. It’s not enough they’re at war, the Kaminoans also apparently can’t be arsed to tailor their gear)
Clones after the war being identifiable by the way they walk, because they still move like they have the armour on.
Ugh, Clones. I love them so much. Weird little tortured guys.
"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."
Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!
A few months back, you might have read about two Logan City, UT court c… William Joma needs your support for Support Legal Fees for Logan Ci
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white people please just purchase native artwork and jewelry from native people i keep seeing idiot white people be like “waaah i wish i could support native creators but its cultural appropriation” girl why would beaders sell you their earrings then. just dont get a medicine wheel or a thunderbird then like damn it is that easy
If Native folks are making it to sell to white people with the approval of their tribe, it’s not “appropriation”–its support and appreciation! So yes, buy that native-made dream catcher, but not the mass produced fakes made by white people. Like, you can go to a pow wow and buy native crafts there, too.
i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.
"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.
Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".
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One of my favorite things about Chosen One AU and a big impetus for making Obi-Wan the Chosen One (and creating new lore around what that means/involves + there being different Chosen Ones over the centuries) is that Obi-Wan would not WANT to be the Chosen One, but he WOULD cleave to the duty of the role. Canon Obi-Wan is a scholar who becomes more and more powerful over time with study, discipline, and devotion to the Force, so giving him this raw power would bother him, you know? He would want to learn more things NOT related to his Chosen One powers so he can feel like he earned something. He'd much rather be a mentor or friend to the person with the special powers (Anakin, obviously, and Quinlan too, with his psychometry, which no matter what Dave Filoni says, is rare) than be in that role himself.
In canon, Obi-Wan earns the respect of other Jedi, becomes a role model (he'd argue he isn't, but that's too bad, he is), because of his hard work and dedication. He's kind of an everyman Jedi who becomes this legend over time (via being, as Stover puts it, a diplomat without peer, a slow-burn Soresu master, and, at the core, merciful, kind, and determined to do good even when he is barely surviving after Order 66. How does Mace put it? "Our must cunning and tenacious master.") So, overpowering him in this AU and putting him in this role that he chafes against but also wants to do right? It's soooo so fun.
The thing about American "leftist" comedians is that they aren't actually leftist, they are the Imperial Court Jesters. They stand on a stage, point directly at the blood-soaked gears of the war machine, make a little tee-hee noise, and the crowd erupts. Not because they are critiquing the machine, but because the laughter is a pressure release valve for the people inside it. Take the video of that stand-up asking the defense contractor if she helped Trump bomb those 160 Iranian school girls, and everyone laughing, including the contractor herself. That laughter is ritual absolution. The contractor laughs because she knows she will never face a tribunal. The audience laughs because they get to feel "self-aware" without having to actually stop anything. The joke doesn't condemn the contractor; it humanizes her, turns her into a lovable scamp who just happens to have a job graphing the velocity of shrapnel through children's bodies. By making it a punchline, the comedian sanitizes the atrocity. The blood is scrubbed off the stage. The audience gets to say "wow, we are so edgy for talking about it" while the person who builds the bombs gets to chuckle and order another drink. It is not satire, it is a team-building exercise for the empire.
Then there is the YouTuber talking about Transformers, casually dropping the "Iraq war aesthetic" like it's a color palette. Desert punk. Military core. A vibe. This is what happens when your country hasn't had a war on its own soil in living memory; the violence becomes media, a backdrop for childhood toys. The explosions are no longer the sound of mothers screaming; they are cool action sequences. They are digesting the visual debris of massacre as a nostalgic fashion choice, scraping the trauma off and compressing it into a genre for their retro-futurist fantasies. The apocalypse becomes a mood board.
And finally, the girl recounting celebrity love triangles from her childhood, flippantly mentioning how the U.S. was "busy with the Iraq war or whatever." Or whatever. That single phrase is the thesis statement of American innocence. Over a million dead, a region destabilized for a century, an endless river of grief; and for her, it was the commercial break between pop culture segments. It didn't raise her rent. It didn't stop her Wi-Fi. The violence is geo-locked to brown skin and distant deserts, just background noise like a refrigerator humming. She has the luxury of forgetting because the machine doesn't eat her children, it eats yours.
Americans don't hate the machine; they love the output. They hate the mess of it. So they turn it into jokes, into aesthetic, into "whatever." Because if they stopped laughing, if they stopped scrolling, if they actually looked at the 4K drone footage of the aftermath instead of the cool explosion CGI in their movies, they would have to realize that the lithium in their phones, the gas in their tanks, and the comfort of their suburban cul-de-sacs are all greased with the fat of foreign children. And they can't handle that. So they laugh. They turn it into a vibe. They call it "the Iraq war or whatever." You can't deconstruct the master's house with the master's jokes, especially when the punchline is the corpses holding up the floorboards.
#parents? neither jedi nor clones have ever heard of that#romance? neither jedi nor clones have ever heard of that#mentors? teachers? trainers? now we're talking
said this in the tags of another post but i'm still thinking about it. because i think this is what bothers me about a lot of clone and jedi fanon, like plo koon as wolffe's dad or cody and obi-wan as an old married couple. neither the jedi nor the clones have a culture where those roles are A Thing. there is no "this person is like a parent to me," or "i love them so much wish we could be together always and forever."
like, anakin marrying padme was a fuck up. that was bad. he should not have done that. that was breaking the rules in a way that led directly to his fall. not because he loved padme but because he wanted to be with her and only her forever and ever as long as they both shall live. very few jedi are going to approach romance/sex the way anakin does and that is good. and then the whole thing where a lot of the fandom can't... conceptualize not having a parent and that lack being a non-issue, so the clones have daddy issues regarding jango and all the mentorship type relationships the jedi cultivate are re-framed as parents with kids. and then plo koon gets to be wolffe's dad. because for some inexplicable reason this is a kind of relationship both of them would understand and also want.
lol so a month or so ago I went on a... this-adhd-med-I'm-trying-is-actually-making-it-worse?!!-induced fixation rabbit hole and possibly wrote out like 30+ pages about clone culture/worldbuilding. During which I realized the clones would probably have NO sense of amatonormativity, like at all
Why would they be ingrained with the same standards and expectations about relationships/marriage/nuclear family etc that we are familiar with when their exposure is primarily limited to:
1. Jango who requested a clone of himself to raise as a single father
2. Kaminoan scientists who reproduce via cloning
3. Bounty hunter trainers who agreed to cut contact with their families and live on a secret isolated planet for 10+ years
4. Jedi generals who are separated from their birth families, raised communally, and swear off marriage
And that's not even to mention their indoctrination
Chuchi: And what happens when you're too old to fight?
Clone: That's not a scenario we're trained to think about
Like the aspects of amatonormativity and compulsory sexuality/romance that come from societal pressures and an idea of "purpose." The belief that "love/marriage and having a family is the most important and fulfilling path" or whatever. That is not something that would show up in an environment like Kamino, which depends on and enforces an entirely unrelated set of expectations. The clones are trained and conditioned to value their singular purpose as expendable soldiers. They'd probably be specifically discouraged from thinking about those things, to the Kaminoans it would just be a distraction, most of them won't live long enough for it to be relevant anyway. (Not to say that none of them would ever end up wanting those things, just I think generally operating from a baseline of disinterest/low-priority)
I think this is part of why idk how I feel about what little of Rep Comm I've read. Like the whole Kal'buir thing, I get it for the nulls whomst he literally adopted but for the others? There's a difference between a father and a trainer, even if he's a nice one. And I guess it just feels like "fixing deficits" rather than letting clone culture be different than ours (same with like transplanting them into Mando culture/heritage, giving them all girlfriends, and curing the accelerated aging)
Also recently found out that the Jedi lineage thing (like the terms "grandmaster/grand-padawan" or "padawan-brother) is fanon, not from the Eu. And I def think those relationships could be important to the Jedi but it's funny? how fandom seems to only conceptualize it as parent-child lol? I guess Anakin does say Obi-wan is "like a father to me" but again, that's Anakin, and makes sense for him. Obi-wan doesn't really acknowledge that (to him Anakin is a brother) and we shouldn't assume all Jedi think of it in that way. There are so many ways to care about and relate to people that don't just fall into those roles.
literally this. i fully believe some clones would want to get married and have kids or find parental figures and stuff like that, but that desire is not The Normality They Have Been Denied. it's a life that some people want that the clones discover is a possibility during/after the war, and to some it appeals and to some it doesn't, but they don't have a context in which that kinda nuclear family life is Normal or Expected.
also pulling this out of the tags because once again, shaking your hand:
#our norms are not their norms#and it's so much more interesting to explore theirs instead of pigeonholing them to conform to ours#(esp when our norms are dumb too anyway)#so yeah more aroallo jedi please!
i think alloaro is/should be the "expected norm" for the jedi honestly.
#I also just love the idea of clones raising younger clones/tubies not as their children but as little brothers -- #like numa was calling waxer and boil “brother” the whole episode yall#and omega always refers to the batch only as her brothers not dads
my hc for clone family structure is based entirely around sibling relationships and military hierarchy. all clones are brothers but big brother = person in charge of keeping you alive = commanding officer. nothing to do with age, a designation based solely on rank and/or the nature of the relationship. to be a big brother means to hold responsibility for someone, either by the choice of making a friend and deciding to take that role in their life or by getting promoted into a position of authority. cody is the big brother of the entire 3rd system army, but also be decided to be a mentor/big brother to rex in particular because he liked rex and wanted to teach him some things to help him survive. (in this way i think they could be an interesting parallel to the jedi, in that mentor type relationships are the most important/form the basis for how people become connected and take care of each other.)
i love the idea of that sibling/mentor based family structure carrying over after the war. cadet squads are fostered by volunteering older brothers. wartime batches/squads/platoons chose to live together and run their households together. the wartime officers are the ones who have the responsibility of helping their troops adjust to civilian life. as clones make friends and take lovers from other communities/cultures yeah of course some of them are going to want the new lifestyles they are being exposed to. but also! regular every day citizens becoming part of clone communities should be a thing! some rando starts dating a clone and it's getting serious and instead of the two of them moving into their own apartment, the new person moves into the house their boyfriend shares with his old squad, and helps out with the cadets the squad is fostering. maybe the couple have some bio kids for the hell of it, and those kids get raised communally with the cadets. i think clone culture changes a lot after the war but i think some fundamentals of "this is how family works" should stay the same instead of being erased to fit our own cultural norms.
hate how I will have a very simple thing (tagging flashing lights is a bare minimum of accessibility) and people crawl outta the fuckin woodworks to tell me how stupid that is like bro
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additional tag: disability awareness
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TIL a family in Georgia claimed to have passed down a song in an unknown language from the time of their enslavement; scientists identified the song as a genuine West African funeral song in the Mende language that had survived multiple transmissions from mother to daughter over multiple centuries (x)
In 1997 Amelia’s daughter, Mary Moran, and other members of the Moran family were invited to Sierra Leone, West Africa, where they were welcomed in Freetown by Sierra Leone’s President and then flown by helicopter to the country’s interior. There, in the small village of Senehun Ngola, Mary and Bendu Jabati met and sang this song together for the first time. Years earlier, Bendu’s grandmother had told her that this song, which had been passed down in her village from mother to daughter for centuries, would one day reunite her to long-lost relatives.
In addition to finding out where in Africa her ancestors were abducted into slavery, Mary Moran discovered the meaning of the Mende song: a processional hymn for the final farewell to the spirit, it was sung in Senehun Ngola by women as they prepared the body of a loved one for burial.
(The OP's link leads to a site with a recording of the song sung by both Mary Moran and her mother, Amelia)
Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.
Additional you can also put them on your palms, also, make sure to always use a light towel or kitchen paper and don’t put the ice bags directly onto your skin!
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