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my take of the day is that these works are peak Star Wars and i can't be bothered to elaborate at the moment:
Republic Commando
The Sequel Trilogy
The Acolyte
The High Republic
The Jedi video games
The Revenge of the Sith novel
The Kylo Ren comics
everything else isn't bad, certainly. i love all of it (yes, all. canon, legends, all of it). i just believe these get it.
The Rise of Skywalker might be an affront to good taste and the art of cinema itself, but even so. With its terrible execution, nothing can overcome the sheer conceptual power of its climax. An apocalyptic, unholy fleet from a Sith cult beyond the edge of the unknown. A last stand by the entire galaxy against a force with no greater objective than oblivion itself.
If the First Order was the worst attributes of the Empire divorced from the Sith, the Sith Eternal are the opposite. Palpatine in the movie claims he’s going to rule over the galaxy, but come on. A fleet of 10,000 planet killers brought to you by the guy whose last public appearance was Operation Cinder? There won’t be anything left.
Of course, then you see it onscreen and realize oh right it’s all just Star Destroyers and Tie Fighters again and this movie can’t commit to anything to save its life. The guy leading this unholy Sith fleet is a character we have no connection to (though General Pryde is very good for how little he’s onscreen) and how they even have the people necessary to build, maintain, or run the damned things is in no way addressed. No otherworldly designs ripped from Hell itself, no endless imperial legions held together solely by the will of their undying emperor, not even an interesting remix of a clone army, just a last minute Hail Mary to end one of the best cinematic franchises ever made. A damn shame.
"how do you explain Rey's immense power without training?!"
i don't. she never exhibits "immense power" once in any of the movies, certainly nothing beyond what Anakin/Vader and Luke did; and frankly, the question is both loaded and sexist. you need to go home and rethink your life.
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