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(list now includes non-star wars fic if youâre curious about those!)
sideblogs are @crispybureau (assassin's creed), @crispybard (witcher), @crispyzhan (cql/untamed and chinese dramas), @crispymaru (naruto), and my misc. side is @beepbeepwhatdoyouthink
JangObi
All We Have is Hunger [that Naboo-Obi fixit] | full fic on Ao3
   Naboo-Obi Gets to Do the Kiss Thing (2 Hunger UAs)
Cuyâval Dar Obi | on Ao3
Force-Sensitive Boba | on Ao3
Kâatini âVerse [Haat Mandoâade Obi aka Breathless âVerse] (part 2) (part 3) | on Ao3
Dha Karâta [Darksaber Obi] | full fic on Ao3
Weapons Courting Verse (part 2, part 3, part 4)
Babey Obi as Dookuâs Apprentice (part two) now with JangObi (part 1 is gen, part 3, part 4)
Image Soulmates with the Commandos Be Knowinâ (part 2)
Haat Mandoâade Childhood Sweethearts
Prince of Stewjon Obi and Verâalor Jango | on Ao3
Chosen One Obi Raised by Journeyman Protector | on Ao3
Past JangObi Pining + Ahsoka as Obiâs Padawan | on Ao3
AgriCorp Obi Saves True Mandalorians with Yarael Poof | on Ao3
Small Scene from a Future Time Travel AU
Obi as Mace Windu's Padawan Rescuing Jango | (related snippet)
Role-Reversal on Galidraan + Jango has Force Visions | on Ao3
SkySolo
Flower Power (College Protest AU but like. in the GFFA) | on Ao3
Han Gets Nabbed and Luke Worries (part 2) | on Ao3
CodyWan
Force-Bond/Force Sensitive Cody
Ghost Company Painting Obiâs Armor (part 2)
Oblivious/Domestic/Anakinâs War Dads
Alternate First Meeting
Post-A New Hope Death Angst
Post-Hardeen with Supportive Clones [can be read as gen]
QuinObi
Secretly Married as Senior Padawans | on Ao3
Ani5 (Anakin/Fives)
Discussing Attachment and Love and Shared History | on Ao3
Gen and Poly
Untitled Ahsoka Family Feels [gen]
Babey Obi as Dookuâs Apprentice [gen]
Dha Karâta Obi and Dookuâs First Meeting [gen]
Obi/Quin + Cody + Alpha 17 + Shaak Ti + Kit Fisto + Bail/Breha [poly]
Jaster Sent to Future and Reacting to the Clones | on Ao3 [gen]
Dooku Clones Obi After Heâs Shot by Hardeen [gen (with future CodyWan?)]
Time Travel Teen Obi Becomes Mand'alor (part 2, part 3) | **wip and not in fic format yet [gen with possible future ships]
BoLu (Boba/Luke)
Soft Tatooine Almost-Boyfriends | on Ao3
DinPaz
Post-Season 1 Hurt/Comfort with Force-Sensitive Paz (part 2) **only on Ao3
RexObi
Pre-Relationship with Anakin Both Being a Brat and A Matchmaker | on Ao3
Rex as Part of the 212th Before the 501st
Obi was On Melida/Daan for Nine Years, Keeps Giving Rex Heart Attacks **only on Ao3 | epilogue/omake
ObiKin
(NO LONGER SHIP IT, SQUICKS ME OUT, STOPPED TAKING PROMPTS FOR IT)
Short TCW-Era Angst
Post-Satineâs Death Hurt/Comfort
Post-Hardeen Arc Hurt/Comfort [could be read as gen]
Mummy 1999 Au
AotC Au Angst
Non-Star Wars-Related
Assassinâs Creed
Desmond angsty Time Travel/Reincarnation where he isnât Ezioâs son but heâs SOMETHING | **mostly on Ao3, but everything else falls under the #savage price tag. warning for spoilers in the tag
Bleed Effect Angst gen or pre-slash ShaunDes | **wip and not on Ao3 yet
Misc.
Angsty Thomas Sick-Fic (emetophobia-friendly!) with background NewtMas | **only on Ao3, chaptered with slow updates, is set in movie-canon and NOT a modern AU. under the pseud crispynewtss
Merlin is the Dragonborn and it isnât Gwaineâs job to Care about that but does anyway | **only on Ao3, one-shot, can be read as MerWaine or queer-platonic
Naruto joins ANBU after the time-skip and has some Opinions | **only on Ao3, chaptered and a little intense
Fullmetal AU with Daemons and RoyEd (NO UNDERAGE) | **only on Ao3, one-shot, i very much do NOT ship RoyEd in canon continuity, thus the age adjustments
Sandpiper Jaskier is Trissâ Twin with smol Ciri and Geraskefer | **wip and not on Ao3 yet. will be under the pseud crispybard
Listen I love codywan with all my heart but alphawan will win for me every time
Two batshit insane individuals combine into an Even Worse relationship
I canât call them a couple because that sounds cute and romantic. Theyâre biting each other
If their not solving or causing problems, they are unapologetically making everything have some level of âI want to bite your throat outâ in a hostile or hot way and nobody likes either option. They antagonisticly activate each others neurons, however shit gets done when those neurons activate so you just gotta let them burn or they will burn you
Like everyone feels like their about to watch the pair fizzle out and die together regardless or get it on at all times and thatâs funny to me them being ride or die even through breaking up which them breaking up wouldnât even really be a breakup and it confuses everyone else
They fight like a divorced couple before they are divorced and will fight like a married couple when they are divorced
Codywan is for them, Alphawan is for everyone else to suffer
opened twitter, and saw on the timeline people talkinga about Alpha-17 and Obi-wan and it felt like YES IVE BEEN HERE LETS GO IM READY waiting for them to become aware of fordo and I will be ready again
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Thot obiwan... just him being a thot and happy (itâs what he deserves) pls no obitine lol
(went a poly route with this cause i wasn't sure how to write thot!obi without making myself uncomfortable, so instead have poly obi and his seven partners! itâs like scott pilgrim except obiâs still dating them all. a mix of triads and Vs here! because iâm soft for big polycules
couldnât get to more detail in such a short fill, but all ships are tagged if thereâs any confusion! (ă*ÂŽâĄ`) i will absolutely be returning to poly!Obi in the future.) Â
Rex promptly, and calmly, chokes on his first sip of tea.
  Cody sighs, because he isn't exactly clear on the details either. "Yes, all of them. "
  "Is that... Is that... allowed?"
  "High General Ti is also on the council, it must be." The last twenty five hours since rescuing his general and the rest of Ghost Company from Ventressâ latest plot have been rather confusing for Cody, from Obi-Wanâs debrief to the holocall with the council, to Obi-Wanâs four other holocalls that Cody isn't entirely sure he was meant to see. He supposes he should feel grateful that Senator Organa had recently returned to Alderaan, or it could have been more.Â
  Rex's eyes go distant as he does the math, a couple of brothers ducking around them where they've stopped in the middle of the hall. "That's... five people, Cody."
  "Yes, Rex, I can count." He grabs Rex's elbow to start steering him towards the hangar again, where theyâre supposed to be greeting some new Shinies in less than five minutes.Â
  "But what about Ventress? And isn't General Fistoâ"
  "With Bly and General Secura? Yes. As for Ventress, as far as I can tell, the General... is simply like that with everyone he fights." It certainly calls into question quite a few "interactions" Cody has witnessed in his two years at Obi-Wanâs side, anyways. Fett's left sheb, does he have to worry about Ohnaka?
  For all that Rex had been CC track just by being smart, he doesn't seem any more sure of the situation than Cody is. "Fett's left sheb," he agrees, bewilderedly tossing his flimsi cup of tea into a waste receptacle without actually having drunk any. "Bly never said anything."
  Cody grunts and thumbs the edge of the helmet in his hands. "He isn't involved with General Kenobi."
  "Cody, brother, that doesn't make sense." He punctuates the notion with a wild swing of his hand, narrowly missing a tech clone, who takes one look at the two of them and decides he isn't going to try and go toe-to-toe with two war heroes. "Where did you hear this? If it was Fives, you should know by nowââ
  âThe General told me himself.â Sort of, anyways â Obi-Wan is rarely blind to his surroundings, and he had not dismissed Cody after the debrief with the council, so he must have meant for him to see. Why he had been meant to see is still up for debate, especially when Cody had waited all of four hours before telling Rex; no secrets among brothers, or what have you.
  âI suppose what the generals do in their spare time is their business,â Rex mutters. âAnd itâs not as if the Jedi are anything the longnecks said they were, anyways. But Kote...â
  He could do without the pitying look Rex gives him. âAs you said: itâs their business. It wasnât, and isnât, any of mine what the General does off the field.â
  âIf you say so, brother.â He pats Codyâs shoulder, far gentler than the situation perhaps warrants. âWhat a way to find out, though; I donât know what Iâd do if I knew Skywalker was romancing around with half the council.â
  Cody sort of wishes Waxer hadnât tossed out the rotgut Wooleyâs had cooked up the last time they were planetside. âI wonât tell you about Senator Amidala and Senator Mothma, then,â he sighs, just to see Rex turn as white as Shiny armour.
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  Senator Organa breaks away from the little party that had greeted The Negotiator in the Temple hangar and approaches Cody with a smile perhaps even kinder than his generalâs.Â
  âWelcome back to Coruscant, Commander,â he says pleasantly, folding his arms behind his back and settling next to Cody to observe General Ti fuss over Obi-Wanâs injuries.
  âThank you, sir.â
  âI think I can speak for everyone,â Organa nods to Obi-Wanâs entourage, âwhen I say we are indebted to you yet again.â
  Cody blinks at him, thankful he can hide his incredulity inside his bucket. âSir?â
  Turning his smile back to Cody, Organa puts a hand on his shoulder not unlike a brother would. âNone of our positions allow us to watch his back, and certainly not as well as you do. Iâm sure you can understand our worry.â
  âI suppose so, sir,â Cody says carefully, not convinced that Organa isnât trying to catch him up in a lie. âIf I may, sir,â Organa waves for him to continue, âIâm not entirely sure I know what weâre talking about.â
  âHm, perhaps thatâs fair,â Organa chuckles. âI apologise for having to speak so mysteriously, but one can never be too careful. I merely meant to thank you, and to encourage you to talk to him; for all that the Jedi are not hierarchical, he worries about his position above you. And Obi-Wan is no blushing Alqull, but he would not impose himself on you.â
  â... Sir.â
  âYes, yes, more mystery. Just talk to him.â Organa leaves him with one last smile and a pat on the shoulder, and Cody wonders if Waxer had spiked his caf that morning.Â
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  The 212th had lost enough brothers in their last entanglement with Ventress that they return to Kamino immediately after Coruscant, General Ti all too happy to join them aboard The Negotiator; the brothers are delighted to learn she prefers to stand against their generalâs back, lekku and arms absolutely dwarfing him, and Obi-Wan lets her.Â
  They keep separate quarters, though Cody isnât sure how much of it is for keeping up appearances.Â
  As high strung as he is after his conversation with Senator Organa, Cody is relieved when they finally dock in Tipoca City and he can hand babysitting the 212th over to Waxer. He loves his men, truly, but being cooped up with them for a tenday in hyperspace is far from his favourite pastime.
  When Cody joins Obi-Wan for their trek to the training levels, Obi-Wan takes one look at his harried expression and laughs â Cody would like to believe itâs because he knows what Codyâs thinking, rather than any sort of Jedi-mind-reading-nonsense.
  Taun We meets them on the way, prattling about the âimprovementsâ theyâve made since the last batch, and Cody pays attention because he has to, but the generalâs little smile aimed in Codyâs direction does nothing to help him concentrate.
  Alpha-17 greets them as soon as Taun We opens the door to one of the training rooms, and Cody finds heâd actually missed the old hardass; it isnât every brother that can call High General Yoda a toad to his face and get away with it, just by virtue of being Alpha-17.
  And then Alpha sees Obi-Wan and actually smiles, and Cody updates his mental counter to six. He had forgotten how much time Alpha had spent with the 212th before Cody was assigned, forgotten that it was Alpha with Obi-Wan when Ventress first kidnapped him; perhaps the holodramas are right, that shared trauma is a simple step away from romance.
  Kriff, he could have gone his whole life not picturing Alpha trying to romance absolutely anyone.
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  âYou havenât asked,â Obi-Wan observes, hands folded under his chin across the desk from Cody. The teapot between them steams gently, filling Obi-Wanâs quarters with a haze of shiso and ginger that settles Codyâs nerves rather than stokes them.
  âSir?â
  âCome now, Cody: weâve worked together far too long for that.â
  And Cody snorts a laugh, even as he turns back to the datapad in his hands. âI did not think it my business, sir.â
  âHm, and your conversation with Bail?â
  Cody glances up. âAre you laughing at me, sir?â
  The soft smile from Kamino is back on his generalâs lips, making Cody all too aware of his helmet on the other side of the room. âPerhaps a little, Commander â your play for stoicism is as amusing as always.
  âI donât know what you refer to, General, I did not lie: I have not asked because it is not my business, and if there was more to discuss, I knew you would bring it up again.â With an inhaled sigh, Cody sets his datapad back on the desk and faces Obi-Wan properly, because he isnât a cadet, and he isnât what-are-emotions-what-is-responsibility Skywalker. âClearly you have more to discuss.â
  âBah, you make it sound like a chore, Kote.â
  He raises a brow. âWhen I was assigned to the 212th, General Vos warned me of your politician-speak, sir. Any conversation with you is a chore.â
  Obi-Wan startles out a laugh, eyes crinkling at the corners as if just to remind him that there are lines on his face from more than just war. âCaptain Rex tells me you get that snark from Alpha, but I must say I think it is a family trait.â Smiling behind his fingers, Obi-Wan tilts his head as if Cody were an especially endearing puzzle. âIâm afraid I donât quite know how to navigate this conversation, my friend: I donât believe I was the instigator of any in the past.â
  âMore politician-speak,â Cody chides without heat, but knows what he means anyways. âAnd you thought I would instigate, if you left it long enough?â
  âWell, I hope Iâve created an environment where you and your brothers may speak your mindsââ
  âGeneral,â Cody interrupts boldly, and Obi-Wan just keeps smiling at him, âI have it on good authority that none of my brothers have been the one to broach this subject first.â
  âMhm,â he chuckles, âYes, I did hear about Commander Bly and Kit, and about Commander Choke with the 202nd.â Poor Shiny, Cody thinks, fresh out of ARC training when she met her general for the first time; the other battalions hadnât stopped laughing about it for months.
  âSir, the freedom the Jedi have given us undermined nearly everything the longnecks brought us up to believe; if you are unsure of what to say, Iâm hardly going to be more prepared.â
  âHm, perhaps we ought to be blunt with each other, then? Avoid the politician-speak entirely?â
  âYes, perhaps that would be better, sir.â
  âThen, Kote, I would very much like to kiss you.â
  âOnly if youâve brushed your teeth since you kissed Alpha.â
iâve been working on this one since last August and keep getting tripped up âcause i struggle with time skips like. in the text? âcause i just have so much i want to put in between everything?
but anyways, this starts with Alpha and Obi-Wan kidnapped by Ventress, and their escape, but THEN thereâs Mando courting shenanigans, giving of a blaster, but then i go deep into courting customs, what comes after giving a weapon, what else they might give. i am eventually going to finish this one, so i wonât spoil that bit, but basically when Alpha gets sent back to Kamino to train the ARCs, he and Obi are Mando Married and embarrass the FUCK outta the cadets when they keldabe before Obi-Wan goes back to the front
and then, miraculously, iâm going the route of Alpha angst, he gets sent out on a special op they donât trust anyone else to do, and Obi has to go rescue his ass
but the story is mostly about what Mandalorian customs the Alpha batch still follow, and True Mandalorian courting culture, and what Obi-Wan remembers from his mission with Satine, and all the other Jedi being SOFT but also confused âcause why would Obi pick Alpha instead of Cody?
Number four for the fic asks, but Iâm too tired to remember anything so just any favourite line of dialogue youâve written in general?đđ
hello lovely!! i'm also heckin tired and forget everything i've ever written BUT at the moment i'm quite partial to this little snippet from one of my secret projects
Letting out a short breath, he ignores the magnaguards for a moment longer and leans to press his forehead against Alphaâs sweaty temple, counting the rapid pulse under his skin. "I'll be right back, my dear," he murmurs as he takes the blaster and wraps the Force around them both.
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  He keeps the blaster, after.Â
somewhere, i have a poetic nonsense line that i love to bits and would never brag about, but they've all completely left me đ„Č or are from a revali/link i wrote on my old ao3