Crazy Shit I Think About

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

Obviously the health officials did not talk to anyone even loosely affiliated with an actual school. For reasons big or small, terrible or sympathetic, parents send children to school sick all the time.

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

I mean, this screenshot alone is funnier than most of them manage to be.

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

His stupid little hat jingling away

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

maybe she a doctor

and here I’ve been giving people thumbs up like a maniac

oh my god i’ve been winking

Some real feral energy coming off you guys right now :D

I'm sorry that one of your first experiences with weed went badly but i have had a horrible day today and this made me laugh until i couldnt fucking breathe. The imagery alone. Thank you for sharing.