imagine how tired we are of it

"Don't listen to too many boys." — Sebastian Vettel

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

my god langdon was so alone. mckay allowed him to look into his future. he could not believe his eyes.

"it's important to have boundaries" robby says ten seconds before giving away his house to his employee followed by vague suicide threats