beauty is terror

everyone show your respects to stelluna this month you hear me

CDC says I get to stay up until midnight and eat as much candy as I want

ice cream trucks will be exactly the same post revolution theyll just be free

i forgot the monetary meaning of the word free and i thought this meant they would be liberated

theyll be that too

dean winchester has a crush on doctor sexy from a fake tv show parodying grey’s anatomy. jensen ackles stars in a movie alongside patrick dempsey aka the doctor sexy blueprint: mcdreamy. they play bisexual lovers in a throuple. patrick dempsey’s character is named cass. misha collins walks onto the supernatural set in 2008 and proceeds to have irredeemable and narrative-defying homoerotic chemistry with jensen ackles. the original doctor sexy actor returns in supernatural’s final season as a pastor who tells castiel it’s okay to be gay. it’s poetic it’s fated it’s cyclical it’s hyteria-inducing

every time someone points out that i speak very monotone im like im sorry i will never be your anime girlfriend i will never homph when eating bread i will never kyaa when the wind blows ill never be her why even fucking try

what if i just put my phone in a bag of rice overnight every night just to make sure? just to make sure i have the driest phone

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.