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c. s. lewis making his jesus allegory a lion when jesus' canonical fursona is a lamb........toxic masculinity

Wasn't Aslan a God allegory? He created the whole world and all.

a first council of nicaea negationist? in my narnia shitpost?

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

“we were walking in the snow and I tripped and fell and you tried to save me but fell on top of me instead” season

On Christmas morning I open the gift you handed me at the last minute as I was leaving and you got me the perfect thing and I just realized you love me back

“oh no you fell through the ice and now we have to get naked and cuddle to save your life” season

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

Everyone is talking about Tom Hardy’s regret face, but no one is talking about Riz Ahmed’s “you’re absolutely right” face.

When you let out one of your Indoor Thoughts and your best friends agrees

Socialists in the 1910s were like, God is real but I hate him very much and when I get to heaven I will unionize the angels