in the garden of wind and thunder

this was posted in 2015. the years come and go but tumblr is eternal.

i like that the video that goes around of the crow speaking to passersby in a yorkshire accent goes around with people seemingly unaware that the star of that video, miss pied crow, is native to subsaharan africa, and has travelled very very far to be in yorkshire

how did she get there... i must know her life story, it's surely quite the tale

i tried looking into this a while back, theres been a few sightings of a number of individuals, but theyre quite rare. I've seen most people posit that she came by riding along on a ship

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

*sways drunkingly with a loopy smile on my face and suddenly lunges at you*

i will be now donating my heart to science so they can see true pure love