in the garden of wind and thunder

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)

Client comes in with a “small business owner” tshirt like are we supposed to give a fuck? Fucking disgusting display of crass self importance kys

call that attending an Executive Function

Just saw an AI generated image of a leaf sheep sea slug with AI generated information on it, don’t you dare AI generate my beautiful daughter ever again

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from theOtherWesley reading: It will appeal to one man 10,000 times more than the average person, skewing the statistics somewhat /End ID]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

oh do I have the game for you

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

in a world where Every Single GodDamned Thing is wrapped in like, oil and blood and cruel tangles of consequence that baffle the mind I think it IS healing to see the male goldfinches at my new apartment ravenously eating the seeds off my upstairs neighbor’s sunflowers. what if you came and ate my many seeds and in exchange I maybe grew in more places. it is ancient and elegant and all parties consent upfront except my neighbor, who is very excited to see the goldfinches but was kind of hoping to eat some sunflower seeds this season

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.