The Paladin

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

Official Post of Massachusetts

rubbing my posting tendril on your posting gland until you cant bear it anymore and post everywhere

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.