i'm proper fond of your face.

okay ill bite. who is joe biden

steam.  i don’t care what the top releases of the month were.  i like games people don’t give a shit about and i love playing them a year or more after they came out

suckingham phallus

oh to be at an irish pub right now

I just think that while there’s a BBC news blackout on anything that’s not This, the Scots should quietly change the locks on the country.

i wish Christopher Eccleston a very pleasant day

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

i love seeing the amazon lotr discourse as someone who hasnt read the silmarillion. someone will be like “and in this article theyre saying Folfingariel was in Bimbol’bur during the rise of the 2nd age yet in the text Tolkien *clearly* states that he was busy crafting the bracers of Finglehelm up until the fall of Dghsdjkfgheim 🙄”. and im just here like. wow i cant believe they would say hes in bimblebur….

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

glad this post is popular with everyone's moms

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right