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People in my mentions: Okay, but what if the Jews are actually bad this time?

Me: Cool rationalization, still Nazi.

Once again I am bowled over by the widely accepted narrative that Jews are colonisers and Israel has no historical right to the land in the Levant and the Arab Muslims are, in fact, the indigenous people, when even the slightest understanding of history on the most elemental, basic level shows that narrative as patently ludicrous.

timeloop

whodunit

musical

beach trip

random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)

one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again

Biosecurity

Customs management (you do not want people importing a bunch of stuff that doesn't meet your country's safety standards, for example)

Things like that one lake in Europe where three national borders coincide and they built an island specifically so you can run between countries for fun

Things borders shouldn't be for:

— speaking of!

hey Ukraine how are you?

Finland how is your Russian border?

Taiwan you okay?

Kurdistan you doing okay?

AEU you good?

Saudi Arabia how’s that border with Iran treating with you?

Egypt and Chad question: how is the border with Sudan?

Mongolia how is your border with Russia? Everything good there? No encroachment?

Georgia? Poland? Romania? All good?

Nepal, you ever look at the formerly free state of Tibet that is now China and get a little nervous about your border security?

Kashmir is perfectly managed? No violence between India and Pakistan?

Afghanistan, run by the organization that does not let its women speak in public, should not have monitoring with traffic out of the country?

Sure. Okay yeah borders have no security purpose. 🙄

I’m old and I got driven out of all the fun places online so I don’t care anymore. So. Seriously. Fuck it. Seriously?

I want to live in your world Kim. I really do.

Where there hasn’t been a war of aggression against Ukraine since 2022.

Where Iran’s response to military targets being hit has to attract 10 states in the Gulf in Mediterranean.

Where India and Pakistan have been in skirmish border conflicts for 80 years.

Where the DMZ between the Koreas is still very dangerous.

Where China is still a threat to Taiwan.

Where Islamist Sudan Paramilitary Forces are committing genocide that only stops at the border because the military stops it.

Like… I want that world.

like ok spain is boycotting? spain who colonized entire continents? ethnically cleansed indigenous people for centuries? had the fucking inquisition? spain the country that burned jews alive???

ok what about germany lol??? if you really hate jews and the holocaust isnt a bad enough thing that germany did then maybe consider their colonialism and violence in africa???

portugal who did the same shit as spain????????

turkiye has been in it, what about the armenian genocide? what about their current policy of violence against kurds??

sweden??? sweden's treatment of Sami?? Norway?? Finland???

the united fucking kingdom????

Australia?????

FRANCE?????? ITALY??????

fucking POLAND?????????

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)