come along, pond

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Im 27 can i still do shonen shit on a thursday

lets link up and defeat each other

Ok ❤️

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

when my ten minute burst of fast replies are over and now you have to wait till next week to hear from me

what is zohran mamdani's plan for ending single ownership in the pwhl

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

I don’t even go to bnha anymore but the way they didn’t put that vine hair lady in the main cast should be criminal. WHAT DO YOU MEAN you get the superpower equivalent of the dnd spell Entangle and you also have a bunch of biblical references, but you couldn’t get into the best class because of Joe Sticky Balls and Snow White’s dandruff??? Are you kidding me????

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.