✧ Rad As Hell ✧

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

most of the time a bunny is a cuddly friend. but if you are a lettuce? heh... not so much.