Stay Sillay

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

Sound on, trust me

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

imagining someone in the world making use of my 4pm on a monday doodles is sick as hell

I lov my mutuals❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I love u guyd❤️❤️thabk you❤️❤️❤️ you guys r so cool❤️❤️❤️every sibgle one❤️❤️❤️ let’s all hold hands and skip into thr sunset❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.