nothing here

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

Something being true doesn't make it not a joke and this is a good one

you should probably go to primary sources and read Julius Evola if youre that into this

Scratch a modern Nazi and he'll bleed taco sauce.

Is the bodyguard 2.0 as good as reddit and ai generated gun review sites claim?

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

where….where are the notes……

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

things were bad once so you must not complain when they get bad again

You're ungrateful, back in my day things were bad (they weren't) so we pulled ourselves up by our bootstraps (we didn't) and look where we are!

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs