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when i was in middle/early high school my best friend and i ran an entire RP universe through a complicated network of over 100 fake facebook accounts working in real time, characters fighting in the chat with each other and causing drama on the feed and relationship statuses changing and updating profile pics and everything, different browsers on the same computer logged onto different accounts and running the whole thing like a real time grand strategy game we had documents we had charts we had relationship maps we had character arcs and we were so good with making it seem legit we were in it for the realism and it was just the two of us doing this, and at our school for mentally ill kids everyone else was 14 and doing drugs and getting pregnant and getting suspended for knifing each other in the parking lot but we just minded our own and 100+ fake people's business and stayed out of trouble and let me just say. facebook's rules nowadays would never let any of that fly and that's the greatest tragedy of all we could never pulled any of that off now but 2012 was a different beast. you had to have been there

we'd be in like 10th grade science class and it would be 1:43 pm on a tuesday and we'd be like oh shit emily should have her pregnancy test results by now we have to post updates and we'd be sitting in the back on our laptops rp'ing emily and her baby daddy and her brother having fights on her facebook wall in real time while our teacher had some bad outdated 90s documentary playing on the projector. kids these days would have to do that on twitter and it's just not the same, you have to prove every identity of every account you can't just make 100 different yahoo emails. this decade is a bust

i just don't think you have what it takes to be miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips

my accursed demon blade demands blood whenever it is drawn but that’s kind of annoying so I just started using it to bludgeon people instead

i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

i don't need to. buy rhythm games . I open VLC or Spotify & just push buttons for a while

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