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And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[ID: A comic interpretation of a scene from Hadestown. In panel 1, Persephone pleads with Hades, saying, "He's just a boy in love, Hades, what are you afraid of??" In panel 2, Orpheus, his face bloodied, is waving a copy of a book by Marx and pointing at a white board labeled, "Seize the means of production!" Additional notes on the board say, "Trickle down = scam!", "Bread AND roses!", and "Unionising 101". The workers are watching attentively and taking notes. Eurydice is smiling directly into the camera, as if to say, "That's my man". End ID]

I love playing planet zoo with my little creatures and giving them Habitat and Enrichment and seeing their happy behaviours. it is my favourite thing about pet-owning. I will give my isopods a million apple slices and my old ass cats a million shelves to roll around on, and this will continue forever