6 to 12 Minutes

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

our age of blogs is collapsing

that post thats like "you're not unlovable you've just been spending a lot of time alone in your room" is true for everyone but me. i'm unlovable i've just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

bro you did NOT just ditch boy's night to go spill your blood over a holy altar corrupting it and allowing it to become a conduit for summoning your fel lord