So girly it hurts

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

someone in your life wants you to be safe right now

I need friends, I need hobbies (feels 1% better) I need nothing I’m empty like a beautiful vase

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

Tumblr is the program guide to the circuses.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

might as well be jilling off to a glossary the way im coming to terms

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text