So girly it hurts

come get your man before he accepts my fertility rune

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

ChatBPD recommends you keep hating that person you practically idolized half an hour ago

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

i like having friends that have specific animals associated with them because it's an organization game. my favorite part time job was shelving books alphabetically at the library. the shark goes to the shark person, the pigeon goes to the pigeon person, the rat goes to the rat person. sometimes people are dual or triple or quadruple types too, which makes them weak against multiple animals.

did you guys know that this website is for fun

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman