So girly it hurts

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

The worst days of my life would've been slightly improved by a cunty gargoyle who's on my side.

this website is wildly out of control

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

I should start hornyposting in linkedin format

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me