So girly it hurts

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

Uhhhh let me be queer

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it