So girly it hurts

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

Bitch even my SHOES have shoes!

this is actually what it's all about

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back