it's like a million little stars ✨ ✨ ✨

me: yea man your safe with me i mean your not a rock so i have no reason to crack you open because theres no treasures inside you because your not a rock so your probably safe *a medusa turns him to stone* ok well,

They did this joke so many times and it ate every single time

today's Charmedblogging phrase of the day: "ontologically evil baby."

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

this meeting could have been a beloved folktale passed down orally thru generations

uh, source?

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

boy howdy person who reblogged this in February 2020, that sure is something

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it