DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

Now, I am not a Miromabby shipper, and I never will be. But let's get one thing straight.

This is not a love triangle. This is two boys pining over a girl. If you ship that, you're not shipping a love triangle. You ship a love croner.

A true love triangle looks like this. You can swap the arrows around, but the lines have to make a triangle. Duh.

Or, if you don't ship the love corner or love triangle, then just ship them poly. That means all of them are dating each other, not just the boys dating Mira. It means Abby and Romance are dating each other, and they're both dating Mira.

oh, Sisyphus! i got you

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”