DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

person (non-practicing)

Sometimes this account posts mistaken digital census transcriptions, so I always check before sharing, but in this case it is exactly right (although his last name was spelled Fagot, and probably pronounced "fah-GO")