DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

streets are saying rebecca ferguson and greta lee are filming a lesbian romance in london right now as we speak 🙏 i've dreamed about times like these

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

someone knock me out with a frying pan i have to wake up early tomorrow 😭😭😭

help. it’s again.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me