Kira Nightshade

Btw the Fall off the cliff is metaforical. It’s a kiss. It’s a metaphor for a kiss. Giving up.”suicide is the enemy”. Also no way they survived that fall. A kiss is definetly more survivable. Debatably

allegedly less deadly. the jury is still out on that

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

I am constantly seeing people trying to puzzle out what's "ruining books" and it makes me more and more tired. Read a different book. You have more choice in reading material than at any other point in all of history. No one thing can be ruining ALL of them.

Still haven’t watched Supernatural, but like it’s a possessed Teddy Bear right and not a possessed person in a furry suit?

It is a real teddy bear that was given life by a wishing well. That Teddy also has severe BPD and is without proper mental health support because it is a cursed wishing well. These wells were designed to kill people and have wiped entire towns off the map from the resulting chaos.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

the funniest part of hannibal is that everyone else is trying to solve crimes while hannibal and will are busy having the most dramatic situationship in television history