"world class team, but so are we"

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

For the people in the notes, this is not AI. A simple search online will find it on news sites.

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago