musical chairs with siege perilous.

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

mid day nap in the summer isn’t even a choice you make it’s a thing that happens to you

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

your body needing iron is funny its not even like special iron its the stuff in the mines

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture