musical chairs with siege perilous.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

The words “evil henchmen draft picks” came to me like a divine vision in the middle of cleaning and now I’m having visions of a beautiful world

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

ok goodnight everyone. don't forget we're doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

My mutuals are excellent in building extensive and elaborate siegeworks, your mutuals struggle to dig a knee-deep moat.