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Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

excuse me i never pissed on this post!

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

Why the fuck is there mature label on this post?

I agree 100%. And they should have to have a real job back home like it used to be

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

so this post has blown up; turns out a lot of people feel the same way I do. If you're feeling conflicted or upset over 4th of July, I've compiled a list of educational resources and charities, both regarding US and international issues, which you can look into if you'd like. Issues here include humanitarian aid to Gaza, Ukraine, and the Caribbean, as well as reproductive, LGBT, BIPOC, and disability rights in the US.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day