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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

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chillyfeetsteak

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

filthburger

my name isn't even david

1dietcokeinacan

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

deadpanwalking

dedalvs

By special request from the LTS Discord…

Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?

No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.

Who does it for you?

Scar

Thanos

Voting ended onAug 2

#thanos is for the straight dudes scar is for everyone else

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call-me-noa

play Kingdom Hearts

lakemojave

Addendum:

Are the same person

Not the same person

Play kingdom hearts

r4cs0

pandarson

showed this to my brother and he made this

thanks I understand even less

the-irken-pony

#kingdom hearts #I don't want to speak this language but I do

kayparker

from I Am An AI Hater by Anthony Moser

typewriter-worries

where's that picture that ruined my life

typewriter-worries

found it

typewriter-worries

this comic did the same thing

silentevilx-deactivated20160627

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc.

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

fjdkaf;jkd;al

does that give you your answer

manafromheaven

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

henshinhere

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karvina

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

karvina

not really sure how to get her out though

karvina

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

2colde

how it genuinely feels

#me at swing dancing

miamaimania

"I Drivhuset" (1980) by Susanne Ussing — Sculpture installed at Ordrupgaardsamlingen

vithcy

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

idlelizard

twisting and bitturning

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segamascott

your-local-house-cricket

uses him to scroll on tumblr for 2 hours

hamletisintown

I was baffled so I had to look it up but yeah, it IS in fact a real fucking beetle (possibly Hololepta aequalis just by looking at them but I could very well be wrong bc i don't know shit about this family)

poupon

Are we SURE it isn't a sculpture by @indolentjellyfish ?

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