Hail to the king.

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

Gougar

Wake up everyone its currenly Gougar Tuesday

Hey OP what the FUCK does this mean

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

worldheritagepost

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

(muscle man intercom) attention everyone, if you look outside on the left you'll see a skull. now if you look out to the right do you know who else you'll see?

imagine killing a dude, opening his wallet and knowing you will never be safe again

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

what the fuck is going on with that wojak are they meant to be like a roman femboy or something

That's Julius Ze/Zir

eat your own cock and then kill yourself

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

grandmas love to have complexes

Are we just ignoring the person that got hit by an electrical blast

She’s just doing it for attention

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

I honestly find the backrooms as a concept kind of interesting in a paranormal sense and hate when people try to add monsters or whatever the fuck into the mix because the idea of something that resembles manmade halls that extend infinitely and at times non-euclideanly really feels like its own quasi-sentient character/creature by itself.