a friend in need's a friend indeed,

Christians on Christmas when they hear Jesus Claus crucifying down the chimney

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

The only thing worse than having a job is not having a job. And the only thing worse than not having a job is looking for a job. And the only thing worse than looking for a job is being 19 years old.

if ur 19 or 21 or even 22 or 23 just be careful ok

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

alright i love this blog and it's been a wonderful 4 years but i don't feel safe posting here anymore with my ex reading all my shit from her alt account so mutuals dm for my discord if you wanna stay in touch. i doubt i'll make a new tumblr account anytime soon. i love you all <3

having a popular text post on tumblr is like an anxiety nigthmare where you write a super quick first draft of a shower thought in your notes app and then through dream logic it gets submitted to a bunch of internationally recognized magazines and you're getting inundated with one willem unsolicited editors critiquing your notes app draft in your inbox and somehow you fail upwards and get your notes app draft published professionally without your approval and they're talking about its merit as literature in the new york times critics podcast and before you know it you're on one of those good morning america cnn fox news npr talk shows and they're threatening to pull up your below average high school records to make you apologize for misspelling nightmare

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

honorary best friend, mike the plumber, has saved the day. "don't worry, i've got pvc couplings you've probably never even seen before." brother, i wasn't aware that was something i could worry about

aborted trent reznor: i would have wanted to fuck you like an animal…. too bad i’ll never have that chance.

aborted trent reznor: my whole non-existence is flawed