You are, but you're BISEXUAL

really thrilled that some people are coming away from project hail mary with a ryan gosling hyperfixation because that means more people are watching the nice guys and making smut of him and russel crowe

No shirt no shoes implies the need to leave the garments somewhere. I wonder if anyone ever swapped clothes after fight club nights, you got a group of men that beat the brains out of each other for the past hours and you make them retrieve their belongings. One will come out of that basement and feel that his shirt is a little tighter, or that his shoes do not fit the feet as they used to. After all, in the age of mass consumption it's not a challenge to find someone wearing your same brand of clothes.

Everyone that doesn't remember this quote needs to reread the boob I mean the boob I mean the boob I mean the omggg 😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣 THE BOOK!!!!!!!!

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

Read this as “internal hemorrhoid” 😭😭💔 cuz it's one of the types of hemorrhoids 😭💔💔💔

that too

''Maybe if he's quiet enough he'll be able to listen to her heartbeat.'' ????????? im fuckfgign 😢😢😢😢😢goddfddddddddd

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I don't think I can survive in this digital circus all alone

its just so scary without you