Apotheosis, Evoked

getting sniffed by an animal is for them what petting is for us. when a beast can't stop going sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff at you it's like their version of cuteness aggression.

i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

i get so gay off that 50 year old woman

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OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts