Apotheosis, Evoked

Sometimes I genuinely forget Ash Williams isnt canonically trans.

That is a transgender man on my television screen getting to live out hell and also heaven all at once and it's beautiful

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.