Apotheosis, Evoked

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

in holloway's mind i think she thinks she's doing the right thing regarding duke. she sees flirting with but never dating him as gaming the system. she gets the butterflies in her stomach from being around and flirting with him but he never gets close enough for him to forget her. yet again we see her fail to take other ppl's feelings into account. she fails to see how this would hurt duke

Is it common knowledge that clownfish have a language? Like a vocal one? Because I just mentioned that to my friend and she was shook. Usually you can’t hear their vocalizations because they’re underwater but if they get real mad you can hear them yelling at each other even outside the tank.

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

Any tips on getting unbanned from Hinge I killed someone