cute n fluffy

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

I just cant get over how fucking lame you have to be to think "imagine how good bullying this person feels." thats like too far down the lame rabbit hole

Iroh Fire Nation and Asgore Dreemurr are both interesting examples of fandom fatphobia, where they either get treated as "100 percent wholesome friend shaped goodbois who've done nothing wrong" despite their many flaws, or when their moral ambiguity is actually acknowledged it's to vilify them as "irredeemable evil monsters who deserve to suffer forever" in a way that i feel would not happen if they were skinny or at that the very least traditionally buff.

like i get why "Asgore has literally killed children" is a common response to people who act like toriel has no reason to resent him, but when people bring it up in response to any appreciation of his character, it's like do you hold this same energy for literally any other fictional child murderer or is it only the one fat guy that seems to piss you off like this.

i'm a bit biased though because i remember being a roadhog fan during the whole "junkrat and roadhog are not quirky adventure bros, they're violent murderers" era which constantly came from the same people reblogging porn of reaper fucking soldier 76 and it's like ok.....

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

resisting facism by wearing the ugliest outfit in the polycule

Imagine how good it must feel to bully this faggot

Dream big man!

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again

when I see breasts

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

Zelenogorsk (Otocolobus manul)